2021-06-04 at 9:35 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2021-06-06 at 4:34 PM UTC
The Grand Dragon from 2004 called..he wants his opener back
2021-06-06 at 5:02 PM UTC
I bet you’d looove to know lol
2021-06-06 at 5:33 PM UTC
How do you go from 2004 to my breast .. why are you even thinking of my breastesess?
2021-06-06 at 5:42 PM UTC
Several engineers apply for the job.
The German engineer comes with mechanics and techniques and proposes a bridge to be built for the sum of 20 million dollars.
The Chinese engineer comes, plagiarizes and copies the Germans stuff and after a lot of cost cutting and cheap materials, proposes the bridge to be built for 10 million dollars.
The Jewish engineer walks in and doesn't even look at the papers, and quotes the bridge to be built for 30 million dollars.
The American contractor looks at him and says "But my friend, the German quoted 20 million dollars, and the Chinaman quoted 10 million. How on earth did you come up with 30 million dollars without even studying the specifications?!"
The Jewish engineer replies "Easy. 10 million for you, 10 million for me, and we give the job to the Chinaman."
2021-06-06 at 7:11 PM UTC
Shut the hell up fool lol