2021-06-04 at 3:02 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Hi niggas,
Dis ya boy Fonapole or Poleplats.
I painted a house today.
It looks like shit but I did a better job than the drunk mexican did who couldn't figure out how to use his paint sprayer and lost 2 gallons squirting it allover the floor.
My regular job is kind of on hold at the moment.
I went in 1 day this week and have called off everyday since.
Im not fired because their computers are easily compromised and my 8 points is only 4 now.
In other news my break up with Chell is not going very smooth.
She still loves me and wont let me go.
I called the cops on her yesterday for throwing stuff and being mean.
Chell is super pissed at me for having a new girlfriend.
I can understand her point of view but I honestly didnt see much point in trying anymore.
Now Chell is being super nice and doing all those things I bugged her about for months in hopes of winning me back.
My new girlfriend has to spend the weekend with her husband taking their kids to the zoo.
It's a big fucking mess.
And to top it all off I am spending my night at my deceased aunt's house watching her tragically autistic 36 year old son who can not care for himself at all.
He is a big big boy and can sometimes be a real handful.
One time he threw me through a door so hard it bowed the whole wall out.
Im hoping a big bag of drugs can be enough to keep him somewhat calm tonight but he jumps and yells and claps his hands and screams and smears his poo on the walls and sometimes just runs around naked.
But he is my cousin and I love him.
The plan was to get him in a group home on Tuesday but when my Dad and uncle got him there they found that the staff consistent of 2 pregnant women and the plan was quickly abandoned for fear he would take all their lives.
I may be exaggerating a bit but the fact is someone needs to be able to jump on his back and wrestle him down if he starts literally throwing shit into the fan.
To make up for my lack on income lately I have been flipping a house with a buddy of mine who is paying me $20 under the table (for now).
Last weekend we gutted an entire 3 bedroom house leaving only the ceiling and walls.
Today I put a coat of paint on everything except the kitchen and bathroom which I had wished I would have left the toilet in.
Tomorrow I hope to put a second coat on everything and get the painting to 90% done.
Chell doesn't want me living in the apartment while I am seeing another woman but the housing market is a vicious one and I am pretty damn broke lately.
Also she needs me for financial reasons so today I just moved my stuff into my office.
Actually she threw/dumped it in there for me.
My credit score went down because I forgot to pay on a credit card and I can't remember my login to pay it as I took my stimi-check gaming computer to my mom's house so Chell wouldn't throw it out the window.
Chell gave the cops my bong after I had called them on her.
They thought it was pretty nice and gave it back to me.
I have no idea what I am doing anymore and I really can't believe I gone fucked shit up in such true space nigga fashion.
In Chell's words I'm "fucking scandalous"
I tried getting a job making diesel engines for the Duramax diesel trucks but it turns out I get paid more working my crappy job I sort of still have now.
Hopefully something else will come up for me soon as I could really use a few more dollars an hour and im trying to get it before the unemployment benefits run out and there will be 200 mother fuckers trying to get every minimum wage job there is.
I really don't know what else there is to do anymore.
I'm just trying to take all this one day at a time.
Really hoping spending sometime with a violent grown man who screams a bunch will allow me to think clearly.
I miss you guys and just wanted to let you know I'm still alive and kickin'.
Hope to make fun of you all soon.
xoxo
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2021-06-04 at 3:20 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
it just gets worse and worse the further you read
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2021-06-04 at 3:24 AM UTC
why did you have to rock the boat
2021-06-04 at 3:39 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
20 BUCKS AN HR NOT BAD,, FIGURE OUT HOW NOT TO MAKE A MESS AND YOU CAN GET 5 GRAND FOR AN EXTERIOR PAINT JOB IN A SINGLE STORY HOUSE
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2021-06-04 at 3:42 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Originally posted by POLECAT
IS THAT NEW PUSSY FIRE?
The baby was extracted via c-section.
But idk cuz Im about as fast as the pitch drop study.
Tattoo above of 2 lil cherries with "busted" wrote above.
Heard but not seen.
She has to spend the weekend with her husband.
My brain hurts trying to think of my life right now anyways.
That wont happen even if I had a Bill Krozby dog.
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2021-06-04 at 3:43 AM UTC
take a really hot bath it kills you are sperm so you dont corrupt a life
2021-06-04 at 3:49 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I KNOW ITS TO LATE BUT I HAVE TO SAY FOR NEXT TIME IF YOU CAN SNIFF THE NEW SNATCH BEFORE LETTING THE OLD SNATCH KNOW IT YOU GET TO MAKE AN INFORMED DISICION ON WEATHER YOU SHOULD BREAK UP THE HOUSEHOLD OR NOT
2021-06-04 at 3:50 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
i KNOW THERE IS A LOT MORE TO IT BUT IT CUTS IT TO THE QUICK AND YOU CAN CUT AND RUN OR WORK OUT THE DETAILS FROM THERE
2021-06-04 at 4:15 AM UTC
didn't you meet shell at a strip club
2021-06-04 at 5:38 AM UTC
Tell your buddy youll work 40 hours a week for a cut of the profit when the house sells
2021-06-04 at 6:52 AM UTC
ROFL @ my new girlfriend had to spend the weekend at the zoo with her husband & kid.
She’s coming home, buddy!
2021-06-04 at 6:59 AM UTC
Meanwhile Chell's cooking Raheem chicken wings in Fona's air fryer lol.
