Age progression of my friends when they leave jail

1. 2021-06-01 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #21
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Its the UK. theyll be out in like 5 years with the child rapists

   
   But they're white and didn't rape children. That's much worse in the eyes of UK law.
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2. 2021-06-01 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Firearms, Cocaine, weed, money laundering plus strike 2.
   
   Sucks mang. They're millionaires but fuck waiting 2 decades to enjoy it.

   
   The queen is a mutt. Are you going to write either of them a letter and/or visit them? I'm sure they would appreciate it. Support of any kind goes a long way, even just knowing it's there would make them feel better
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3. 2021-06-01 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #23
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Leon actually got younger
4. 2021-06-01 at 6:27 AM UTC

   #24
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   300k and a quarter key? pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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5. 2021-06-01 at 11:29 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   crock jdaw
6. 2021-06-01 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked 300k and a quarter key? pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

   
   I thought it said 2 1/4 but still. "Over a year and a half theyvare believed to have sold 50kg of cocaine" like nigga, that's just one crackhouse. How Brits frame criminal narratives is ridiculous
7. 2021-06-01 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #27
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by rabbitweed I sincerely doubt they're going to locked up for anywhere near that long.
   
   Bring back the british empire. and caning. actually bring back the stuarts. it all went downhill after parliament executed Charles I.

   
   wasnt charles a murdering crook who waged war on his own country? i agree, bring him back so he can exterminate all of his own britfags and we wont have to look at your crooked teeth again.
8. 2021-06-01 at 4:18 PM UTC

   #28
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   In about 3 years Queen Elizabeth will be the longest serving Monarch of any country in history (Currently 69yrs as Queen).
   
   The current record holder being Louis XIV serving as king for 72yrs and 110 days.
   
   ...will she make it?
9. 2021-06-01 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #29
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In about 3 years Queen Elizabeth will be the longest serving Monarch of any country in history (Currently 69yrs as Queen).
   
   The current record holder being Louis XIV serving as king for 72yrs and 110 days.
   
   …will she make it?

   
   thats how long britfags have a king without a penis.
10. 2021-06-01 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats how long britfags have a king without a penis.

    
    Britfags only live in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. The English are straight as an arrow.
11. 2021-06-01 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Britfags only live in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. The English are straight as an arrow.

    
    if they were straight they would have overthrown the queen some 60+ years ago.
    
    united kingdom, no king.
    
    
12. 2021-06-01 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In about 3 years Queen Elizabeth will be the longest serving Monarch of any country in history (Currently 69yrs as Queen).
    
    The current record holder being Louis XIV serving as king for 72yrs and 110 days.
    
    …will she make it?

    
    I just realized she will almost certainly die within my lifetime and that makes me very happy. Then it will be Charles and all his retardation (and minimal respect for the environment as his one redeeming quality) and he will allow the institution to erode.
    
    Fucking bitch eats native children. Someone please kick her down the stairs
13. 2021-06-01 at 4:30 PM UTC

    #33
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I just realized she will almost certainly die within my lifetime and that makes me very happy. Then it will be Charles and all his retardation (and minimal respect for the environment as his one redeeming quality) and he will allow the institution to erode.
    
    Fucking bitch eats native children. Someone please kick her down the stairs

    
    "We are not amused"...as the lovely Queen Victoria used to say.
14. 2021-06-01 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #34
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I just realized she will almost certainly die within my lifetime and that makes me very happy. Then it will be Charles and all his retardation (and minimal respect for the environment as his one redeeming quality) and he will allow the institution to erode.
    
    Fucking bitch eats native children. Someone please kick her down the stairs

    
    and prince andrew shall take over.
15. 2021-06-01 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #35
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and prince andrew shall take over.

    
    William is next in line after Charles.
16. 2021-06-01 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #36
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Sudo I thought it said 2 1/4 but still. "Over a year and a half theyvare believed to have sold 50kg of cocaine" like nigga, that's just one crackhouse. How Brits frame criminal narratives is ridiculous

    
    Ahh. I thought I read 50kg over 12 years. Thats a bit more respectable. Although the described “massive arsenal” also gave me a giggle.
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17. 2021-06-01 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #37
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson William is next in line after Charles.

    
    harry is going to have him killed and make it look like an accident on meghans advice.
    
    then theyre caught because someone in NSA leaked the phone call records.
18. 2021-06-01 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and prince andrew shall take over.

    
    
    
    Retard announced
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson William is next in line after Charles.

    
    Charles should pass it straight to William.
19. 2021-06-02 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #39
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
    
    Retard announced
    
    
    
    Charles should pass it straight to William.

    
    *scrolls*
20. 2021-06-02 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #40
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In about 3 years Queen Elizabeth will be the longest serving Monarch of any country in history (Currently 69yrs as Queen).
    
    The current record holder being Louis XIV serving as king for 72yrs and 110 days.
    
    …will she make it?

    
    Irrelevant, as she's not a real monarch.