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  1. #81
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #82
    Originally posted by Sudo I own more vehicles now than you have ever had in your entire life. How does this make you feel?

    well, that didnt make you happy so what makes you think that will make him or anybody else jelly.

  3. #83
    Originally posted by Nile Sup I'm drunk again

    are you an engineer ?

    the kind that fix engines ?
  4. #84
    WellHung Black Hole
    Those nails are disgusting.
  5. #85
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Someone I know hung himself last night. He was a strong person who was good at making people laugh. RIP
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #86
    Originally posted by Sudo Someone I know hung himself last night. He was a strong person who was good at making people laugh. RIP

    Would you hang yourself in a closet?
  7. #87
    Bradley Florida Man
    They started calling me the vet after i put all your dogs down.
  8. #88
    Bradley Florida Man


    I"m bumpin the carter 1 through 5 in a row naggas
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  9. #89
    Nile bump
    Wtf I want more cognac noe
  10. #90
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Would you hang yourself in a closet?

    No I know someone who hung himself in the closet who had an identical twin brother. He did it while they were watching "hockey night in Canada." I was very drunk at his funeral
  11. #91
    Nile bump
    Maybe it will help to think of there passing like an autoerotic asphyxiation misshap than suicide?
  12. #92
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nile Maybe it will help to think of there passing like an autoerotic asphyxiation misshap than suicide?

    I'm on mobile but you should look up "whitest kids you know- hanging" my favorite line is "oh boy is my penis in for a treat"
  13. #93
    You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’ But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. If anyone wants to sue you and take away your tunic, let him have your cloak also. And whoever compels you to go one mile, go with him two. Give to him who asks you, and from him who wants to borrow from you do not turn away."

    “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? And if you greet your brethren only, what do you do more than others? Do not even the tax collectors do so? Therefore you shall be perfect, just as your Father in heaven is perfect."

    -Jesus
  14. #94
    Subbd for lode bearing emotionak support
  15. #95
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    horny and depressed. feel like a suicide girl. Might dye my hair idk

    Seriously though, impending doom ALL THE TIME THE HOUSE OF CARDS WILL COLLAPSE AND YOURE GOING TO DIE A SLOW PAINFUL PUBLIC DEATH is being yelled at me most of thr time. Makes it hard to relate to people SO THATS WHERE YOU GUYS COME IN <3<3>3
  16. #96
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo horny and depressed. feel like a suicide girl. Might dye my hair idk

    Seriously though, impending doom ALL THE TIME THE HOUSE OF CARDS WILL COLLAPSE AND YOURE GOING TO DIE A SLOW PAINFUL PUBLIC DEATH is being yelled at me most of thr time. Makes it hard to relate to people SO THATS WHERE YOU GUYS COME IN <3<3>3

    u want to die so badly.
  17. #97
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by Sudo horny and depressed. feel like a suicide girl. Might dye my hair idk

    Seriously though, impending doom ALL THE TIME THE HOUSE OF CARDS WILL COLLAPSE AND YOURE GOING TO DIE A SLOW PAINFUL PUBLIC DEATH is being yelled at me most of thr time. Makes it hard to relate to people SO THATS WHERE YOU GUYS COME IN <3<3>3

    I'd like to share some words of encouragement but everything is all fucked up.

    Pretty sure it's just going to get worse but I'm pessimistic and a huge whiny bitch most of the time so hopefully all this pandemic business just goes away and Things revert to a nice 1997ish state of affairs.
  18. #98
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Nile I'd like to share some words of encouragement but everything is all fucked up.

    Pretty sure it's just going to get worse but I'm pessimistic and a huge whiny bitch most of the time so hopefully all this pandemic business just goes away and Things revert to a nice 1997ish state of affairs.

    enjoy the 'booster' shots every 6 months
  19. #99
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by aldra enjoy the 'booster' shots every 6 months

    I didn't even get my get my second dose. I probably won't.

    The global elites ketracel-whiting me would suck too...
  20. Trust your immune system. Don't be an experimental lab rat for dangerous gene therapies for BigPharma's profit margin.
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