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I applied for a new job and got a call back.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The lady said she wanted my work history.
    I cant even remember what I did yesterday 😳
    Just spent an hour and a half trying to remember where all I have worked and what it was I use to do.
    It looks like a bunch of horse shit but hopefully all my typing skills and my way with words made it look like horse shit with sprinkles on top.
    Crossing my fingers she calls back soon.
    I really want to watch porn but I dont want her calling me while Im in the middle of something because with my luck the video will keep playing after I answer the call and all she will hear is a bunch of Japanese girls squeaking.
  2. #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    they all say they want you, but you’ll find out before long that you’re only worth as much as she can get out of you

    this is at best a lateral move, though my estimation is that your misery will increase
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    link to the japanese girls squeeling?
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  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=japanese+girls+squeeling&&view=detail&mid=84A449FE706F8815D94084A449FE706F8815D940&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Djapanese%2520girls%2520squeeling%26qs%3Dn%26form%3DQBVR%26sp%3D-1%26ghc%3D1%26pq%3Djapanese%2520girls%2520squeeling%26sc%3D0-24%26sk%3D%26cvid%3D4FBF1B0462F14E46BD8F76A6F10C0B28
  5. #5
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    oafey did you submit ur work history to her already
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    SHEEEESh
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    „The lady said she wanted my work history”

    Do i got drink and gad to throw my two-yr chip out ar the next meeting.
  8. #8
    Mention your work as a male stripper
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat Do i got drink and gad to throw my two-yr chip out ar the next meeting.

    hire this man!
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  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    She liked what she saw.
    I have an interview Tuesday morning.
    :)
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    I walked right up to the manager, looked his one eyed snake in the eye and shook it, he told me to come in early the next day
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost I walked right up to the manager, looked his one eyed snake in the eye and shook it, he told me to come in early the next day

    I replied "how about I come in early, right now?" 😉
  13. #13
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    work history:

    trying to molest girls and drink alcohol, everyday
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