2021-05-26 at 11:42 PM UTC
They are death traps and if you haven't already studied how they work and how to rescue someone from a low head dam I urge you to.
When you see someone in danger and being pulled under by recirculating water the very first step is to berate them and call them names to let them know they are stupid.
The next step is to evaluate their net worth to see if the risk of trying to save them is work the potential gain of risking your own life.
If they are worth saving the last step is what I like to call the "aqua lynching" in which you make a noose and throw it to them to put around their neck and then you pull them to safety.
Don't forget to collect your money.
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2021-05-27 at 12:35 AM UTC
1st step is to ask their name and social security number
second step is to purchase a life insurance policy naming yourself as the beneficiary
