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I felt bad for this guy at the hospital today

  1. #21
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    The thing is yes he was your typical modern day affemenate male, however the nurse who said this was corrected moments afterwards and Had he just sat back down i would not have been next.

    But i saw it as a staged event, white rat powder in my car vent.

    Plus a parking ticket for thinking i would be out sooner. Theyre usually 55 bucks and 15 processing fee
  2. #22
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Stop causing me more stress
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready The thing is yes he was your typical modern day affemenate male, however the nurse who said this was corrected moments afterwards and Had he just sat back down i would not have been next.

    But i saw it as a staged event, white rat powder in my car vent.

    Plus a parking ticket for thinking i would be out sooner. Theyre usually 55 bucks and 15 processing fee

    First of all you just assumed his xendor and his xexual orients which I'm willing to overlook but just something to be awareness of.

    That's a good lesson, had he been more.patient after raising his issue perhaps his outcome today would have been better. Do you think he's still in a bad mood tonight. Do you think the lady at the counter cared even one ioto ( not that I know what the word means ) or did she actually care quite a bit and carried some of that home with her?
  4. #24
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Im sorry.were we talking about the same thing?
  5. #25
    I hear a whole lot of talking and not a lot of something. What is missing here . Have you heard of the tower of Babel
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have heard of the towel of babel yes its where they had languages and they were all like what are you talking about Willis? Everyone got confused and the tower fell over and then Jesus christ had to come in and be like uhhh just talk Latin thats the language my dad made fine ill just get crucified and then whatever
  7. #27
    Omg you know about it! I just thought of a new line I'm gonna store in my Brian cells .. " hey man, can you cool it with the blasphemy!?"
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Youre Canadian. Thats American property.

    I have full citizenship in over 190 countries. I also speak over 500 languages.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The doctors are fucking recockulous…they seem to forget we are the customers.

    This. Every doctor I've seen is usually a condescending prick who acts like you're a cretin and they're doing you a favor by seeing you, or like they're the only option in town for doctors so you have to just put up with their shit and take it.
  10. #30
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I hear a whole lot of talking and not a lot of something. What is missing here . Have you heard of the tower of Babel

    Yes. It was in what is now Modern day Iraq. And the thing collapsed. Because people conspired to kill God by reaching the heavens

    So God laughed, destroyed it and forced people to speak different languages.

    There is the base of a tower in Iraq that looks to be what is left of it

    Why did you bring the his up? conspiaring much against the good Lord? (Scoots to the right; away a bit)
  11. #31
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice This. Every doctor I've seen is usually a condescending prick who acts like you're a cretin and they're doing you a favor by seeing you, or like they're the only option in town for doctors so you have to just put up with their shit and take it.

    I have had maybe 2 Docs like this in 50 Plus years

    Most of my doctors are good people.
  12. #32
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ I have heard of the towel of babel yes its where they had languages and they were all like what are you talking about Willis? Everyone got confused and the tower fell over and then Jesus christ had to come in and be like uhhh just talk Latin thats the language my dad made fine ill just get crucified and then whatever

    Wow. Almost, but got a bit frayed at the ending
  13. #33
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I felt bad for this girl at the executioner's office today. I had to go get hung drawn and quartered and they hung me and nothing really happened, well i got a little light headed as i hung there. So they cut me loose and dragged me over the floor hither and fro. Fore and aft, port to starboard if we're using nautical terms. So i am feeling a little woozy by then but i am still having a good time, so then they chop my legs off and i'm not dead i feel great but this girl there,i think it's her job to pronounce me dead or something just looked at me in horror. So you know i start making faces at her to lighten the mood a little and it's not like i can say anything because by this point they had severed my head from my body and i remember the last thing i saw was this girl hurling all over the shop as i'm just kind of looking at her googly eyed. I really felt bad for her, i still do, but whatcha gonna do? I'm here with you guys now, in hell.
  14. #34
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Sophie I felt bad for this girl at the executioner's office today. I had to go get hung drawn and quartered and they hung me and nothing really happened, well i got a little light headed as i hung there. So they cut me loose and dragged me over the floor hither and fro. Fore and aft, port to starboard if we're using nautical terms. So i am feeling a little woozy by then but i am still having a good time, so then they chop my legs off and i'm not dead i feel great but this girl there,i think it's her job to pronounce me dead or something just looked at me in horror. So you know i start making faces at her to lighten the mood a little and it's not like i can say anything because by this point they had severed my head from my body and i remember the last thing i saw was this girl hurling all over the shop as i'm just kind of looking at her googly eyed. I really felt bad for her, i still do, but whatcha gonna do? I'm here with you guys now, in hell.

    But did you make an appointment first or did you have to wait?
  15. #35
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Kind of the same at the car dealership too…make an appointment for 10am to have your fuel injectors cleaned and get out of there at 2pm.

    The longer they keep u, the more damage they can do to ur vehicle.
  16. #36
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready But did you make an appointment first or did you have to wait?

    An appointment was made on my behalf, one they weren't going to let me miss.
  17. #37
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Sophie An appointment was made on my behalf, one they weren't going to let me miss.

    I hope they didn't just throw you away in the garbage but collect all of those parts and make dog food or pig feed out of it.
  18. #38
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung The longer they keep u, the more damage they can do to ur vehicle.

    what is that supposed to mean?
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Yes. It was in what is now Modern day Iraq. And the thing collapsed. Because people conspired to kill God by reaching the heavens

    So God laughed, destroyed it and forced people to speak different languages.

    There is the base of a tower in Iraq that looks to be what is left of it

    Why did you bring the his up? conspiaring much against the good Lord? (Scoots to the right; away a bit)

    He didn't destroy the tower. He only confused their communications, then they had to abandon their work on it.
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