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one thing i domt get is how to even make a threesome happen

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    sounds difficult.
  2. #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Anyone?
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Be charismatic.
  4. #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    but i mean sounds hard to achieve.
  5. #5
    You'll never get a consensual twosome to happen so you shouldn't worry too much about three.
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  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Women are most comfortable having 3somes when it's on their terms and they feel like they're in control of their own hoeishness. When you are not in a relationship with them it's easier to facilitate without feelings getting involved. They gotta feel real comfortable with each other and some girls just don't wanna dyke. It's delicate to maneuver and probably extremely difficult for an autistic person because you have to read into ALOT of things and preferably have inhibition lowering drugs like cocaine and alcohol instead of anxiety inducing ones like edibles.
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  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I don't know dude. A company i used to work for got contracted to renew some electrical systems at this fucking plant, and there were a horde Polish girls working the assembly lines and shit and they were pretty easy to talk to maybe because the work fucking sucked maybe because they were used to being treated like shit, or maybe because they were looking for some weed cookies and a threesome. Maybe a little bit of all of the above.

    So anyway, every day i had to walk past all these girls and be all Rico Suave about it. You're not gonna just say nothing like an awkward fuck. So i was like, hey how you doing, good to see ya. Dzjendobri, jakshemash. You know, like you do.

    In any case during break me and a colleague would make it a point to go see the assembly line girls and just talk shit. Got one of them to teach me how to say "Nice Ass" in Polish i didn't straight up ask them for a threesome, that would have been inappropriate but i know how to say "Nice Ass" in Polish: Wadna dupa.

    There you go. True story.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat if you say something after your flirty and all „now lets get nakrd on the couch or go to the bedroom and twke our clothes off” would it be ackward? or is it better to be upfront with it like bitches who wanna fuck are and be like „lets fuck what do you two say.” or „lets go to the couch and fuck”?

    what

    I seduced two girls at once. I just kept encouraging them to do stuff to each other and I think they enjoyed it partly because I enjoyed watching it. One thing lead to another etc

    I can be quite the saucy devil.

  9. #9
    Originally posted by Sophie Be charismatic.

    threesome didnt ended up well for hitler tho.
  10. #10
    i think the only one who have had successful 3some is gollum.

    gollum, would you like to show us the ropes.
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny threesome didnt ended up well for hitler tho.

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  12. #12
    Wariat,

    MMFs are pretty easy to organize..MMMs even more so.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Back when Katy Perry was a fine piece of ass and not the short haired mentally deranged monstrosity she is now.
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Women are most comfortable having 3somes when it's on their terms and they feel like they're in control of their own hoeishness. When you are not in a relationship with them it's easier to facilitate without feelings getting involved. They gotta feel real comfortable with each other and some girls just don't wanna dyke. It's delicate to maneuver and probably extremely difficult for an autistic person because you have to read into ALOT of things and preferably have inhibition lowering drugs like cocaine and alcohol instead of anxiety inducing ones like edibles.

    cocaine can induce plenty of anxiety. Alcohol and MDMA are best for that purpose.
  15. #15
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    threeeeeesome.
  16. #16
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Naah I was kidding.
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat here is a pic of two 16 yr olds who i met randomly and got it out of my system after i got deported to poland and came out of prison. they neede it and i needed it and we fuked like three times in a row taking breaks and i poured vodka on their backs as i was fucking them while the other rimmed me and then they took turns doing it:



    it was a great experience fir everyone involved. i also had them lay down on a couch with their faces next to each other fsce fuking them one wt w time while playing with their pussies and have them make out but first their lips were on both sides of my cock until i mace them meet.

    FUCKING LOL



  18. #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    except 16 is legal almost everywhere in europe but no I never had a threesome.
  19. #19
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    But I could have thats the important thing. I could have.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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