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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Only if we make a Polynesian style paddle boat out of plastic jugs and other ocean polution stuff

    I was thinking since I like turtles 🐢 we could maybe just make it out of turtles if we strap them together respectfully and whatever thr word is for not cruel and then we could sit on their shells as they paddle along. We would be nice to them obviously putting little plankton and minnows and babby 🐸 frogs in front of them to keep them moving forward.
  2. #22
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Does flow stand for fixed levels of womp?
  3. #23
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Whalesperm?
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Wentworth?
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    Ramrod hamhock tallywhacker pettycoat zigzag butterfinger chitlips
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Spurlock slurclock sour dad patch-man hourglass flowergrass needle knows wires
  7. #27
    Whipperwill pimpernel supermax exlax kleanaxe gascan Pakistan jibjab toodaloo brewcrew slip joint pliers
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    🎵 " iiiiiits the ennnnd of the forum, as we know it!! iiiiiits the ennnnd of the forum, as we know it!! I smeeel fine.. "
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Whipperwill pimpernel supermax exlax kleanaxe gascan Pakistan jibjab toodaloo brewcrew slip joint pliers

    Janet was a lady always bending at the knees.

    Some would shes odd; I've always begged to disagree.

    One time she came to my place with a basket full of bees.

    A blowjob she then gave me, as well a disease.


    We ate the bees and climbed some trees, drove through toll booths, paid the fees.

    Sucked and fucked and just my luck she stole my wallet, golly jeez.

    -poem I wrote when I was in 4th grade
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