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After making more in unemployment benefits than he did working, Wren finally....

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    WellHung Black Hole
    made the tough decision to go back to work. Folks, but that's not to say that he didn't enjoy his extended vacation.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I really should have got on that gravy train
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The only time I collected unemoyment was for 6 weeks over a year ago when all the restaurants in town were forced to close at the end of March.
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    G African Astronaut
    Wren's a wholesome young man of Christ, he'd never do something so petty.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    folx?
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Your thread didnt rhyme and is based on fabricated pretenses. You are failing at being a failure but this definitely doesn't mean you're winning

    Speaking of winning thst you don't do, what happened with that 200k you kept posting about winning a month ago? Doesn't seem to have changed your life much at all, almost as if that never happened...
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Your thread didnt rhyme and is based on fabricated pretenses. You are failing at being a failure but this definitely doesn't mean you're winning

    Speaking of winning thst you don't do, what happened with that 200k you kept posting about winning a month ago? Doesn't seem to have changed your life much at all, almost as if that never happened…

    bro it did happen, but it's not really that life-changing. Its only 212k, and cost of living is high in Chicagoland. I invested about 25 grand. But i can't touch the rest for a while. It's being saved for old age. That's my Social Security, pension, and 401k right there.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung bro it did happen, but it's not really that life-changing. Its only 212k, and cost of living is high in Chicagoland. I invested about 25 grand. But i can't touch the rest for a while. It's being saved for old age. That's my Social Security, pension, and 401k right there.

    I'm not going to argue about what did or did not happen in your life but with what I know about you and your inability to live within your means, if you were to suddenly come across a windfall of cash, you wouldn't "invest 25k and the rest I can't touch."

    That doesn't seem to me what mattchew wellhungington would do with 212k that was won via lottery ticket a few short weeks ago. That is not the typical chain of events for someone like you or me should they get 200k dumped on them. I find it hard to believe you exhibit no traits of maturity and restraint except when it comes to a receiving large sum of fluid currency.

    Your story just doesn't make sense but you are free to tell bullshit stories about yourself, and about other people as evidenced by this thread, but you should get used to people not listening to you
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I been cut off a second time. Im kind of in fear of my future and debt. I called twice to unemployment but they say their receiving more than usual call volumes. Keep telling me to call back. They should Hire temps to deal with flood of calls.
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I been cut off a second time. Im kind of in fear of my future and debt. I called twice to unemployment but they say their receiving more than usual call volumes. Keep telling me to call back. They should Hire temps to deal with flood of calls.
    Great idea, you should go work for the EDD as a representative
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Good night babes.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Good night babes.

    Goodnight vaqueros
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