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Groomimg myself is horribly annoying and takes too much time...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    nigger.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    you gotta shave two sets of balls
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  3. #3
    Shave it all off bitch
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Shave it all off bitch

    ur whore of a mother is gonna do it for me.
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  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    not before she sucks me off doe
  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i know exactly what you mean opey but if you do it every day for about like three weeks it starts to become a habit and becomes EZer
  7. #7
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    It would probably be easier for you if the mirror didn't shatter every time it saw your reflection in it.

    Buy a shiny reflective sheet of metal, Mattchew.
  8. #8
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    OP shaves the man grease off of him with his Credit library card while eating expired pringles from the dollar store.
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  9. #9
    lllll Houston
    OP is a weird fucker....

    Why would you target yourself?
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by lllll OP is a weird fucker….

    Why would you target yourself?

    Because targeting others is cowardly.
  11. #11
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung Because targeting others is cowardly.

    I feel lonely at times. Do you?
  12. #12
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost you gotta shave two sets of balls

    😂😂😂
  13. #13
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Hes not responding. Code blue
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I feel lonely at times. Do you?

    Yes.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by WellHung ur whore of a mother is gonna do it for me.

    You're so sexually deprived you'd probably cum in your pants the second an overweight 60 year old woman touched your hair
  16. #16
    Originally posted by POLECAT not before she sucks me off doe

    You would just end up making her stop once you realized how much of a better job Rick does
  17. #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice You're so sexually deprived you'd probably cum in your pants the second an overweight 60 year old woman touched your hair

    i wud last a couple seconds i think...
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  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung Yes.

    Lol. I was kidding. I never do
  19. #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Lol. I was kidding. I never do

    i'm still steadfast in my response. Ur change of mind does not sway me one iota.
  20. #20
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Don't groom yourself; groom teenage runaways

    AM I RITE BOYZ?
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