2021-05-20 at 7:10 PM UTC
This is Satan's Wishing Well.
Make a wish, thank this post, and it shall come to pass.
Yes, I am the real Satan.
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2021-05-20 at 7:37 PM UTC
I have no desires. Thank you for the offer though.
2021-05-20 at 8:23 PM UTC
Mr Satan hear my wish.
$100 million bitcoin.
Amen.
2021-05-20 at 8:44 PM UTC
100 million bitcoin would be $4025320000000.00 USD
2021-05-20 at 8:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost
100 million bitcoin would be $4025320000000.00 USD
There won't ever be 100 million bitcoin.
And why would I have typed the dollar character if that is what I meant?
"$100 oil is coming in 2022 due to oil depletion"
"you mean 100 oil? LMAO 100 barrels of oil? 100 barrels of oil per dollar? $0.01 barrel oil? LMAO. I'm much smarter than you soy snot."
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2021-05-20 at 8:50 PM UTC
If he's really Satan he should be able to give you an impossible amount of bitcoin
it would completely FUCK everything up and probably become worthless and your wallet wouldn't even be visible on the block chain. It would be very satanic and evil. After you already made your money people would eventually catch on and realize there are more bitcoins than should be possible. It would create a lot of chaos
2021-05-20 at 9:01 PM UTC
I wish Covid would mutate and kill everyone
2021-05-20 at 10:07 PM UTC
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2021-05-20 at 10:09 PM UTC
I need some sort of evidence before making deals with teh devul.
2021-05-21 at 1:32 PM UTC
Hey Satan, I know it's been awhile since we've talked. I hope nothing has changed for you, very little has changed for me. I have become meaner and more aggressive in pursuing my lust of women as well as being in generally lazy in my treatment of men I sodomize.
My thievery is at new lows, but I'm OK with that.
I have been thinking "How can I make the world an eviler place?"
Remember when I was growing up, I'd have those dreams where you and I were kicking it in a hot tub, but it was a hot tub of fire, and I was smoking meth off a tinfoil boat and you were asking me about all my bad ideas i've ever had, and you just kept laughin and fillin up the foil with more meth, when I looked over sometimes you'd have a notebook and pen.
Visit me fucker! I got shit to smoke u up nigga, I got notebooks and pens, LEt's do it.
Dear Satan please visit me in my dreams so I can smoke u up, get u right, and you can hit me back with them great ideas and i Can take some notes.
Thank you sir.
2021-05-21 at 1:39 PM UTC
Preferably i would like them to be related to womeen's mental health and coming up on money/valubles nefariously.
Open to pretty much anything except destroying the environment
2021-05-21 at 2:27 PM UTC
Do fags in your nation reattach their foreskin or enlarge it nigga/ Fuck you. That's the goofiest shit ever and looks kinda gross I am big happy I have a giant purple apple at the end of a WHITE PIPE and I want that to be prominent whether i'm erect or not to show my dominance over the earth where my average size balls swing
2021-05-21 at 2:30 PM UTC
Dear Satan I could really use a medium size come up. Can you please bless my gang and give us a large enough cake so that eevery piece is FAT.
Thank you.
Also r u related to diablo or know him? My friend Viktor wants to know if he can ask him a question but he doesn't speak English.
