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A Weird Conspiracy Thought from a decade back I had

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Why they're getting people to stop or lower their beef/red meat intake and eat more vegitarian or go for vegan lifestyle. and this is what I thought of. Aliens.

    Aliens will be coming to round up humans soon. they sent clones and spotters to our planet millenials back. and now it seems its time to inform humans so they wont be so weirded out and panic and hide. they want us to be comfortable with their presents. slowly their information is being released (because they probably convinced our leaders they're here to help. They're Not)

    We're their food. but they don't like meat eaters. they want us to graze on veggies because its healthier and taste better to them. maybe they're OK with us eating aquatic life but not cows, pigs, deer, horses, dogs, cats whatever.
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    mad'cines.

    take them.
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    Aliens are Vegans dummy...

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Aliens are Vegans dummy…


    Is Vega the star system that Betty Hill drew before NASA and the Hubble found it decades later? I think she drew it in 1965 or some shit. she was the wife of Barney. Betty and Barney Hill story.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny mad'cines.

    take them.

    I'll take your anus and plunder it with an old ass broom stick full of splinters
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    This is a bit like the matrix, where the robots kept humans around for some weird reason to do with power generation.

    In reality humans have no value, especially not as livestock.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Take your meds
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump This is a bit like the matrix, where the robots kept humans around for some weird reason to do with power generation.

    In reality humans have no value, especially not as livestock.

    I suppose they will have us all working like workhorses except they want to eat us like cattle as well.

    maybe the missing people never found isn't just the creepy sex trade going on but rather people eaten. maybe Hillary got changed out by the aliens as many Gov people have. makes sense. the Government knew about them and are finally releasing shit because Trump wrote it into law on the way out. People who have had a chance to view them (some Media types) say the stuff so far is nothing. it's going to get way more intense. not verbatim but close to that. there is archive shit that apparently would blow the minds of the average. so they're spoon feeding us a little at a time to prepare us. now that the Aliens know the average knows about them, they're going to probably full on invade us. maybe they told higher up people strictly "do not tell the mass" and Trump pulled a Trump Card on it.

    hahah People like Hilary are shapeshifters. I really didnt believe that level of "what if" but hey. I do believe that Biden has a body double being used. one day he's all rickity and the next time he's like 15 years younger looking (of himselve) and sharp. this does happen with early signs of dementia I learned with my own mother. but she looked the same regardless. Biden looks like a deep fake version of a stand in. it's really weird
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'll take your anus and plunder it with an old ass broom stick full of splinters

    bacause your dick no longer works.

    ??.
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    Before the Great Flood, no one ate meat, not even the animals. It was only because the Flood wiped out all vegetation on the planet that God permitted man and beast to eat meat. In the Paradise, no human or animal will eat meat.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I prefer some crumble with my mash MOOOOOO

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bacause your dick no longer works.

    ??.

    hey hey, lay off the gas, Chicken. that was a low blow
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Before the Great Flood, no one ate meat, not even the animals. It was only because the Flood wiped out all vegetation on the planet that God permitted man and beast to eat meat. In the Paradise, no human or animal will eat meat.

    Talking about the Good Lord again? Release the Manifesto. he wants you to do so.
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready hey hey, lay off the gas, Chicken. that was a low blow

    cant blow a dick that doesnt work.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    ^Gay af
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready ^Gay af

    says the one who wanted to do homosexual things to my anus with surrogates.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny says the one who wanted to do homosexual things to my anus with surrogates.

    stop turning this around. its not gay if its punishment
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready stop turning this around. its not gay if its punishment

    You never heard of angry homosexuals?
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You never heard of angry homosexuals?

    thats not a life style that's just a discription of homosexuals being angry.
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready thats not a life style that's just a discription of homosexuals being angry.

    No, there's a subset of gay men who are raging homosexuals.
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