The free handouts need to stop.

1. 2021-05-19 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #61
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   like wll those women go to clubs or bars expecting what? be taken care of for life or free drinks and sttention whoring? everything is negative all those scenarios.
2. 2021-05-19 at 12:31 PM UTC

   #62
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat like wll those women go to clubs or bars expecting what? be taken care of for life or free drinks and sttention whoring? everything is negative all those scenarios.

   
   Free drinks is never negative.
3. 2021-05-19 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #63
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Speaking of free handouts I just found a pair of almost brand new Jordans sitting in my apartment entryway. My size and everything. Tee hee!
   
   💯💯🏀🏀
4. 2021-05-19 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #64
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Speaking of free handouts I just found a pair of almost brand new Jordans sitting in my apartment entryway. My size and everything. Tee hee!
   
   💯💯🏀🏀

   
   You mean someone left them outside of their front door as nogs often do and you stole them?
5. 2021-05-19 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #65
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   thats called stealing lost or stolen property. if it doesnt belong to you it isnt yours.
6. 2021-05-19 at 12:40 PM UTC

   #66
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat thats called stealing lost or stolen property. if it doesnt belong to you it isnt yours.

   
   Thanks Sherlock.
7. 2021-05-19 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #67
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   People leave stuff in the entryway all the time. Food, books, miscellaneous shit. Its a known place to leave stuff for others to take if they so desire, such as I just did. Thank you.
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   • Narc
8. 2021-05-19 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #68
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ People leave stuff in the entryway all the time. Food, books, miscellaneous shit. Its a known place to leave stuff for others to take if they so desire, such as I just did. Thank you.

   
   Maybe you'd get lucky and there will be a drunk naked women left there soon
9. 2021-05-19 at 12:45 PM UTC

   #69
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe you'd get lucky and there will be a drunk naked women left there soon

   
   I already have more of those than I know what to do with.
10. 2021-05-19 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #70
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I already have more of those than I know what to do with.

    
    Maybe leave them in the entryway,
    
    Thank you.
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    • aldra
11. 2021-05-19 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #71
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe leave them in the entryway,
    
    Thank you.

    
    I've tried but they always come right back knocking at my door, YEARNING FOR MY COCK. I can't help it!
12. 2021-05-19 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #72
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Slampigs, got it.
13. 2021-05-19 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #73
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thats being polite. These are more like full-fledged boars.
14. 2021-05-19 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #74
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I'd hit it
    
    
15. 2021-05-19 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #75
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd hit it
    
    

    
    Again, you're being far too polite.
16. 2021-05-19 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #76
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Where's its eyes?
17. 2021-05-19 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #77
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Where's its eyes?

    
    Dude wants to stare dreamily into her eyes...what a simp
18. 2021-05-19 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #78
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dude wants to stare dreamily into her eyes…what a simp

    
    Nobody likes a wild bore.
19. 2021-05-19 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #79
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the 40's and '50's they used to euthanize retards in Canada, the UK and the US, as a compassionate action.

    
    See, if it weren't for Obama they would have still had that available for me in the 80s and I wouldn't be dealing with this shithole right now
20. 2021-05-19 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #80
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "In the 40's and '50's they used to euthanize retards in Canada, the UK and the US, as a compassionate action. "
    
    The US and Canada would have a serious under-population problem if they'd continued with that policy.