Doug's Obituary

1. 2021-05-18 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #101
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready So does anyone know how he died. what kind of 'suicide'

   
   The "rumor" is he bled out, based on cheezeburgers assessment of it being "a mess" and them having to take up part of the flooring...so cut wrists I guess or maybe a leg artery etc.
2. 2021-05-18 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #102
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 They stopped hiring kids to deliver the paper for some reason ,

   
   because all the kids that deliver them ended up in them.
   
   
3. 2021-05-18 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #103
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra only the sith deal in absolutes

   
   only the jéws deal in black or white.
4. 2021-05-18 at 4:35 PM UTC

   #104
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Rape isn't funny.

   
   more than 50% of all those involved in rape said it was a positive experience.
5. 2021-05-18 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #105
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny more than 50% of all those involved in rape said it was a positive experience.

   
   Good for them.
6. 2021-05-18 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #106
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   Nobody else wants to sign his guestbook?
   So far its just fona and me
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • BeeReBuddy
7. 2021-05-18 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #107
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by cigreting Nobody else wants to sign his guestbook?
   So far its just fona and me

   
   Great quotes you two. Vegetable lasagna. Too cute.
8. 2021-05-18 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #108
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by cigreting vegetable lasagna 😂

   
   Lmao @ great grandson.
   Doug's fam is probably like wtf??
9. 2021-05-18 at 5:18 PM UTC

   #109
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Lmao @ great grandson.
   Doug's fam is probably like wtf??

   
   im hes grand parent
   the official title under my name
10. 2021-05-18 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #110
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I vote that everyone says something and signs it.
    I can't wait for Larry Bill Krozby to start fucking up Hiki.
11. 2021-05-18 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #111
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    He was quite the space nigga
    
    - Hambeast #164
12. 2021-05-18 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #112
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He was quite the space nigga
    
    - Hambeast #164

    
    Did you sign it like dat
13. 2021-05-18 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #113
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Someone needs to post something about slampigs in heaven.
14. 2021-05-18 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #114
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    how many of you actually been with a slamping and how was the experience like?
15. 2021-05-18 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #115
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Someone needs to post something about slampigs in heaven.

    
    Pigs are not allowed in Heaven. there is no Swine in Heaven
16. 2021-05-18 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #116
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat how many of you actually been with a slamping and how was the experience like?

    
    Put it away Wariat, this is a serious thread...show some respect instead of constantly looking for material to smack your flappy bit of skin to.
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    • itybit, 
    • Fonaplats
17. 2021-05-18 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #117
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Pigs are not allowed in Heaven. there is no Swine in Heaven

    
    wrong. Heaven is exclusively swine. You have to have either hooves or snouts to get into heaven. I've been there. Everyone knows this except you please get with the swines. Times.
18. 2021-05-18 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #118
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ wrong. Heaven is exclusively swine. You have to have either hooves or snouts to get into heaven. I've been there.

    
    Which do you have then?
    
    (I'm guessing the moose hoof)
19. 2021-05-18 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #119
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I will now only be posting on Bill Krozby's obituary page.
    I feel Larry and Paula are admins I never had.
    I like their style and this way Bill Krozby will always be remembered.
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    • Sudo
20. 2021-05-18 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #120
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Which do you have then?
    
    (I'm guessing the moose hoof)

    
    Nope. Moose snout.