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  1. #21
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G My bad son 166 must a dropped a couple since Saturday.


    Quoted for future cringing
  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by G My bad son 166 must a dropped a couple since Saturday.


    That scale looks filthy.
  3. #23
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung That scale looks filthy.

    Because it is, it's in the garage bathroom lol.
  4. #24
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    G lives in the Southeast, but he did not experience any problems acquiring gasoline during the recent Colonial Pipeline hack.
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by G Because it is, it's in the garage bathroom lol.

    Wanna rent ur garage to me?
  6. #26
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung G lives in the Southeast, but he did not experience any problems acquiring gasoline during the recent Colonial Pipeline hack.

    G has several vehicles & has wisely chose to park the premium fueled ones lol. My state's back to about 50% outage but premium is non-existent. It was like 85% outage for everything a couple days ago. Biden's off to a great start lol !
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  7. #27
    netstat African Astronaut
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Why is there no mention of his daughter? Thsts kinda sad. His daughter has the same name as an ex gf of mine so I was expecting to be triggered but am instead left confused

    Even though he had given up his rights, when his daughter is older and she wants to know about her father, seeing her name in his obituary would give her a connection and a better sense of closure.

    I remember he posted a pic of her and she looked alot like him.

    What a shitty obit. All the people I know who've died over the last month (5ish) had better obituaries that mentioned things beyond the bare facts. Maybe it's his families catholicism buy thst obituary definitely left me wanting more

    Why is there no mention of Fuck Biscuit?

    My favorite thing about Bill Krozby was how he made fubi's death just a standard laughingstock
  9. #29
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Stop talking about your weight you dumb effeminate old ho, nobody cares about your insecurities go write them in your diary and wipe your menstruation juice with the pages you boring old dying creep
    ROFL
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I lost my keys. I'm sitting here drunk and alone. Cry cry cry .
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God let me in fucjung faggotb
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    sigh
  13. #33
    When did you lose the key
  14. #34
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by G My bad son 166 must a dropped a couple since Saturday.


    lol you weigh more than me and I have never worked out in my life and eat fast food all the time. GG i guess i'm just built different
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 When did you lose the key

    I don't remember :) im home thats all that matters. I tried to pull myself onto my balcony but I couldn't but I found a tire and stood kk on it and now got home . :) my keys are probably just laying in the field out back who knows ill find them it tomorrow
  16. #36
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Someone came to the table drunk on himself.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't remember :) im home thats all that matters. I tried to pull myself onto my balcony but I couldn't but I found a tire and stood kk on it and now got home . :) my keys are probably just laying in the field out back who knows ill find them it tomorrow

    That goodness for the tire and that you're home ( it's where your heart is )
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What ever happened to the milk man and the paper boy and the evening tv?
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  19. #39
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost lol you weigh more than me and I have never worked out in my life and eat fast food all the time. GG i guess i'm just built different

    And from the looks of your cankles, you're short & stout lol.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Handles and spouts.

    Hamdle my spowt.
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