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I consumed 5,840 calories of Lou Malnati's deep dish pizza in a span of 26 hours...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, with much of that time i spent sleeping because of all that cheese, sauce and flour.
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  2. #2
    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Nothing like it.
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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Deanna Troi Nothing like it.

    You were always spot on with Lou's. Definitely the best, ever.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    that's really not impressivee at all as 5400 caloriees. ur diet should be 3200 because u exeercise so often and are geteting old


    quick mix reeady eats 5400 caloriese in 1 sitting sometimes

    Most fat guys can, I gauarantee when i relapsei on my vegetarian halal lifestyle i'mma eat 3,000 caloriees in Bacon & Popcorn chicken and weiners, then proobably puke

    plan to do it aroound my birthday (july)
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    steel reserve regulars are 450 calories a can. I can easily drink 10 in 8 hours

    so impreessive bro
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    Originally posted by Bradley steel reserve regulars are 450 calories a can. I can easily drink 10 in 8 hours

    so impreessive bro

    jesus fuck. seriously?
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  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    r u sriuisllying my alcohoolism or the caloric conteent of my drink of chooice

    or boff
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    Bradley Florida Man
    i wish my eex girlfriend (the tranny or the mexican girl) wanteed to be ein my life at all :/

    I think i've only ever been in lovee twice and continue to thihnk about the mistakes I have made (while making more with my alcooholism and shitty pitty party esque behavior
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    Imean u come a long way from doing meth n catching cases so im not one to question ur alcoholism

    im justin AWE that u can consume so many calories and still be so slim n gashiknabke
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by Bradley i wish my eex girlfriend (the tranny or the mexican girl) wanteed to be ein my life at all :/

    I think i've only ever been in lovee twice and continue to thihnk about the mistakes I have made (while making more with my alcooholism and shitty pitty party esque behavior

    Yeah dawg it sounded like u were doing pretty well in The recovery thread. Wut happen
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  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    all my friends are dead and my mom's an alcooholic and i'm tired of being sad and in pain all the time so i drink to increease my pain and sadness and lost likee hundreds of dollars worth of shit partying yesterday but i kinda feel bad about how i treateed my mom when shee got so angry at me for how I talk

    Which is either lik ea faggot or a nigger depending on her mood and what i'm talking about.

    :/
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    i get like 6 weeeks sober, then one oof my friends die and clutching the excuse like quick mix ready's lips grip a penis, i start drinking again.

    THis begans a month or two snowball affect that runs out when I run out oof money, get disgusted with myself/my life, or buy some tweak and don'tw ant to drink cuz it ruins the high
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    Yeah i feel that. All my frie ds are married or dead or want nithing to do with me bc i used to be so sketchy. I feel like i got thawed out frim a block of ice like Encino Man and everything i remember is gone,

    Like im not gonna lecture u about drinking esp right now but its good to reflect on shit. Drinking doesnt jndo all the the progress u made, Everyone likes a comeback story. Strong men arent born of lacm of adveristy, You need a spiritual connection to something, Lmk if u want some free acid.
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    im good on the acid mate but thank you i really appreciate it.

    someone eon this site will gladly be poisoned by your manic ass

    if i was younger or taller i would taake it but i'm only 6'1
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    Odin bids u return to his bosom

    If ur worried about drugs from sketchy strangers dont worry im a nigga u kniw
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  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    makee quick mix ready trade you for all of ADHD pills so he loses his shit and has a 10 strip

    hell yea
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Odin bids u return to his bosom

    thank u general butt naked this is exactly what i needed (I gladly would take LSD with you in person but have no intrest in getting introuble for mailing it around and suggest you consider curtailing your offering oof illegal drugs to other members unleess you want lanny to be evisited
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    the tabs are like 1/32” inch small im below the radar like a b52 bomber nigga
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    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Reported to the CIA and FBI and NAACP and AND.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Deanna Troi Reported to the CIA and FBI and NAACP and AND.

    Offer goes for u too faggit
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