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Who here loves to fly?
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2017-04-01 at 5:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ What is the longest distance you've flown without setting foot on the ground?
I once did a 1.34 metre vault.
What is your favourite place to fly to?
I nver have flown anywhere. But i would like to visit the slavs or the yellows. Alternatively i would be interested in flying to colorado or arizona. Or washington.
What is your favourite part about flying?
I have never flown. I told you this. But i would probably really enjoy the view if i was lucky enough to have a window seat. It would be a lot of anxiety though. What if a bird flys by and breaks it? What if i fall asleep and my pillow isnt placed there and my head slams against the window and i get sucked out? Or what if i have to sit by the emergency exit? Too close and im obligated to man the door. I dont want to be the last guy off the big slide that pops out either. Or do attendents man that thing?
What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you mid-flight?
Gee another flight question. Thanks guy. Anyway once i was in a car as a passenger and it stopped midflight or drive i guess. Well not really mid drive. We were stopped at a light and it died. So we had to push the craft. It was rather tense. We werent sure if we were going to make it. We actually didnt make it to our destination. We ended up having to get a tow and just said fuckit.
Do you ever get tired from flapping your wings?
Well not really. I do it as a light excersise to rejuvinate and revitalize circulation and dextromagnatism. My flapping is majorly relaxing and the more i flap the better i get. Its become quite an art.
Do you have any regular flying partners?
No. I have never flown. I am starting to think this questionnaire has an avian agenda. Its making me really uncomfortable.
What's the highest you've flown?
Ummmm… i guess i have a vertical of like 1.5 feet. Maybe 2 if i bend my nees when i jump.
Do you prefer flying around cities or open country?
Ehhhhh…. country! No cities! Well if its a flyover passenger thing flying over opeb country would be soothing. It would be cool to see the city skyline via helicopter tho. Its a loaded question that i cant give a concrete answer.
Do you prefer flying during the day or the night?
Why would anyone want to fly at night? You couldnt see anything.
What's your particular wingspan?
4.68 metres.
Do you ever try to poop on certain objects or people?
No…. at least not often. Okay! Fine! I dont do it regularly. Well not like every day. This week.
How old were you when you first flew? Who taught you?
Stop asking me about flying. The chinese. -
2017-04-01 at 5:54 AM UTCFull quote nigga. Dont give a fuck bout no formats.
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2017-04-01 at 6:02 AM UTC
