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Bradley is a bubbly young man who maximizes his small-town Georgia existence...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, he is devoted to his friends & family, and to law enforcement, he provides no resistance.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    is he your new man crush
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost is he your new man crush

    No one will ever take the place of Douglas Monks.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Panthrax lives in Georgia (aka me if i worked) I live in Milwaukee bro on the bank of the Lake Michigan.

    Thee 666 number is why I register to Georgia, left the state like four times in my life
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    WellHung is my fucking dad dude

    This silver fox is GETTIN it

    even if hee has to show up in a parking lot wheen she gets off work

    if you have seen his chin you know this nigga prolly got some FATASS nuts
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Panthrax lives in Georgia (aka me if i worked) I live in Milwaukee bro on the bank of the Lake Michigan.

    Thee 666 number is why I register to Georgia, left the state like four times in my life

    I read in uncle festers book that the great mitt of michigan has very nice cold water which creates a nice vacuum in a water aspirator.

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  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley WellHung is my fucking dad dude

    This silver fox is GETTIN it

    even if hee has to show up in a parking lot wheen she gets off work

    if you have seen his chin you know this nigga prolly got some FATASS nuts

    i could kick his ass
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost i could kick his ass

    weell yeah dude he's like 51
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    could you beat off his 27 yeaer old son tho

    that's the better question

    we can be JO buds
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley weell yeah dude he's like 51

    my dad is older than that and he is a short scrawny beer gut with a cracked lung and fucked up wrist but when he gets drunk and starts slapping I can't hold him back.

    He's a scrappy fucker and I don't even bother trying to fight him because I always lose. Last time we scraped I yoinked his car keys and drove off he was like WUT and I made him miss work.

    he has high blood pressure so he gets triggered easily I always gotta tell him to chill out or he will try and fight people over stupid shit.

    not so Well hung seems like a fat slow tard that I could run circles around and slap his gut, poke him a few times with something sharp until he gives up his shoes, phone and wallet in that order.

    And then I would throw his shoes on the powerline and put my number in his phone if he ever wants to lose another pair of shoes just ring me up.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost my dad is older than that and he is a short scrawny beer gut with a cracked lung and fucked up wrist but when he gets drunk and starts slapping I can't hold him back.

    He's a scrappy fucker and I don't even bother trying to fight him because I always lose. Last time we scraped I yoinked his car keys and drove off he was like WUT and I made him miss work.

    he has high blood pressure so he gets triggered easily I always gotta tell him to chill out or he will try and fight people over stupid shit.

    not so Well hung seems like a fat slow tard that I could run circles around and slap his gut, poke him a few times with something sharp until he gives up his shoes, phone and wallet in that order.

    And then I would throw his shoes on the powerline and put my number in his phone if he ever wants to lose another pair of shoes just ring me up.

    Would you plz just take my cash and cards, and then give me my wallet back? i need my ID.
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  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley weell yeah dude he's like 51

    43. And as fit as a fiddle. Do weights and cardio 5-6 times a week.
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Ghost is more attracted to Bradley, as compared to Meikai. Meikai is more attracted to Bradley, also.
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  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    and nigga i am not devoted to law enfoorcement. I record everything, i have three lawyers, they grab me and I gete awarded medical bills, i'm an ugly nigga to cross and they leave me alone BECAUSE I AM A GOOD PERSON THEY'RE AFRAID OF GETTING 3 MURDER CONVICTIONS IF THEY KILL WHILEE I'M RECORDING THEM SAYING "i'M A WHITE PERESOON WHOO ISN'T RESISTING" "STOP!!!" "I CAN'TY BREATHE, NIGGER I CAN'T BREATHE, HEELP!!!"

    you doo that foour times in the last ten years and win a not guilty by reason of insanity charge, they kinda just leave yout he fuck alone
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    I wish to make HTS & Ghoost my bitch, import both of them to America, give them a bottom level duplex (We all sleep in one bed with HTS in da middle likee I know she wants to be) and we gonna let this mufucka ride on red
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    and ghost is afraid of a weiner pumping his prostate.
    He wn't be scared of it when im done, he'll be ono grindr with the useernane "Horny Btm Wants Pipe"
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  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    If I get arrested i'mma repeatedly scream "Don't doo me like you did Floyd" over and over again while i tell them I"m having an asthma attack, can't breath, and am pulling hsit oout of my wasteband to leave wherever the cops set evidence before they sat me down

    Welcome to life, I am not a dumbfuck, I know what I am doing.
  18. #18
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost i could lick his ass
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley and ghost is afraid of a weiner pumping his prostate.
    He wn't be scared of it when im done, he'll be ono grindr with the useernane "Horny Btm Wants Pipe"

    what a BtM?

    I don't do well on online dating apps like tinder I don't know what the fuck to say to one word responses.



    Originally posted by cigreting

    you REFUSE to talk to women and call other people a faggot lmao okay. Not pursuing females is the trait of low T faggot just like cock nose who has no interest in romance. Pathetic.
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  20. #20
    Brad was getting his life together now threw it all away to Steel Reserve and fucking nigger trannies just because some drunken schizo offed himself
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