Why I'm fat

1. 2021-05-09 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   Gigi loves me with fooood
   
   Hash brown and egg, avocado 🥑 and cream cheese samich
   
   
2. 2021-05-09 at 10:37 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   i ate a bagel today and that's it. Yesterday I ate half a calzone and one piece of garlic toast. I'm about to finish the calzone.
   
   i wish i ate more though because when I drink I get very sick
3. 2021-05-09 at 11:37 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   You need to drink enough so that you get sick when you eat.
   Then the weight just goes away.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • blaster master
4. 2021-05-09 at 11:55 PM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   Doesn't matter what you eat if you're active enough. With your manic tendencies, you should channel that into activity other than the internet conspiracy theories, maybe get a elliptical or bike etc.
5. 2021-05-10 at 12 AM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by G Doesn't matter what you eat if you're active enough.

   
   
   My child, do you mean to imply that Daniel Cormier never had abs because he wasn't 'active enough'?
6. 2021-05-10 at 12:11 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by rabbitweed My child, do you mean to imply that Daniel Cormier never had abs because he wasn't 'active enough'?

   
   DC's intake exceeds his output, it's not what he eats, it's the amount son.
7. 2021-05-10 at 2:29 AM UTC

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   Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by G Doesn't matter what you eat if you're active enough. With your manic tendencies, you should channel that into activity other than the internet conspiracy theories, maybe get a elliptical or bike etc.

   
   
   
   You are dumb as fuck lmao
   
   Probably malnourished from mcdonald's your whole life
8. 2021-05-10 at 2:29 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Ppl fuck niggers all the time, Go^llum. It"s nothing to be ashamed of.
9. 2021-05-10 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Deanna Troi
   
   You are dumb as fuck lmao
   
   Probably malnourished from mcdonald's your whole life

   
   Whatever gnome I'm @ my apex in all forms. lol @ McDonald's, projecting ehh ?!
10. 2021-05-10 at 2:32 AM UTC

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    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by G Whatever gnome I'm @ my apex in all forms.

    
    Enjoy that high cholesterol, boomer
11. 2021-05-10 at 2:32 AM UTC

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    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Deanna Troi Enjoy that high cholesterol, boomer

    
    Work physical panels say otherwise you portly midget lol.
12. 2021-05-10 at 2:33 AM UTC

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    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by G Work physical panels say otherwise you portly midget lol.

    
    Projecting much?
13. 2021-05-10 at 2:35 AM UTC

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    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Deanna Troi Projecting much?

    
    5'10 168 currently, but its been established via visual confirmation that you're a short & stout Guatemalan larping as a Mexican lol.
14. 2021-05-10 at 2:36 AM UTC

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    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Deanna Troi Projecting much?

15. 2021-05-10 at 2:37 AM UTC

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    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Also lol @ 5'10 talking about short.
    
    I'm taller and in better shape than you