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1. 2021-05-09 at 8:32 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   It has become abundantly clear to me in the last couple of weeks that I have been selected for a very special mission. Just last week I went into the Japanese restaurant and wouldn't you know it there was a new clerk at the counter. My change was 75 cents but she gave me 5 quarters, which I believe was fully intentional. I plan to take advantage of her generosity by going in several times daily to purchase only a handfill of soy sauce packets ( 25 cents thus I will be making free money not to mention I can sell the condiments later ) which means I can make a dollar bill into 5 quarters each time if my math is right. I will repeat this hustle with Carey as necessary to fund the mission in its entirety. I will begin tomorrow, I cant do it today because the Japanese Cataholics here are using this day to rest up and praise.
   
   Now moving on. I have become keen to some sensitive priveleged information, that a rare conjack root exists within the pristine waters of New Zealand. This root is among the most valuable substances on earth even more than platinum and saffrod. Notice I did not disclose the exact location because I will not let jackers get privvy to the finer details of this plan. I'm going to need a vessel
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2. 2021-05-09 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   maybe you can get the roots, clone them and grow it with aeroponics
   
   

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I read something once about Mimosa hostillis having more alkaloid content in the roots so you could maybe try aeroponics and just keep cloning them and drowning them in IBA and sugar daddy and keep harvesting and extracting the roots??? mini bonsai DMT farm, I was gonna test this at the crack shack.
   
   There are also fertilizers that stimulate root growth.
   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indole-3-butyric_acid
   
   
   

3. 2021-05-09 at 9:48 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost maybe you can get the roots, clone them and grow it with aeroponics

   
   wjats the use of this mimosa hostilis ?
4. 2021-05-09 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   it's drugs, DMT. i think they grow saffron in a similar way
   
   
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5. 2021-05-09 at 9:58 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost it's drugs, DMT. i think they grow saffron in a similar way
   
   

   
   only hostilis will do or will other species of mimosa.
6. 2021-05-09 at 9:59 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   You can do aquaponics and also breed rare fish for double the profit
   
   
7. 2021-05-09 at 10 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   Ill take a home depot 5gal to put this hypothesis to the test
8. 2021-05-09 at 10:11 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only hostilis will do or will other species of mimosa.

   
   i'm not really familiar with the plant varieties, I remember there was a replacement for mimosa root bark because it was becoming way too popular so they switched to something else i think acacia confusa
   
   It's found in a lot of things. I had access to large amounts of a plant that contained DMT but I never tried extracting it because it was supposed to be very difficult and the yields go down to 1% from 30% if you do it before 12pm
   
   

   The Phalaris grasses have got to be the easiest plants to obtain and grow for the DMT alkaloids. Seeds are easily obtained from many mail order catalouges such as 'Of The Jungle'.
   
   These plants look exactly like any other grass plant and grow indiscretely anywhere. They can easily overrun an area. Within a month they can be harvested and within a year you could be mowing your lawn and extracting a lifetime supply of DMT!

   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_psychoactive_plants#Tryptamines
9. 2021-05-09 at 10:19 PM UTC

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   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   Maybe she wants a companion and gave you extra to by condom out of condom machine
10. 2021-05-14 at 3:26 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost i'm not really familiar with the plant varieties, I remember there was a replacement for mimosa root bark because it was becoming way too popular so they switched to something else i think acacia confusa

    
    i asked because there are lots of mimosas where i live, 2 specieses (genuses) i think. one is pudica while another i have no idea what so i just call it whore pudica because it doesnt shy away when touched.