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I drank over 1200 ounces of steel reserve since Bill Krozby Died.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks the gas station near m e had such a surge in purchasing I had to start drinking Mickey's 40s as they could not keep up with demand.

    You get 64 ounces/4 pack of 8% alcohol.

    Mickeeys aree ikee 5.4% Only drank about 10 of them.
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    i had like 5 gin and tonics and now i can't stop puking. I hate alcohol so much
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  3. #3
    Eat crackers. It makes your tummy feel a lot better. Soaks up all the bad shit in there.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    i do not want to puke up a half digested cracker. I'm just gonna chug coffee and dehydrate myself and irritate my stomach more and puke it all up
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    Originally posted by Ghost i do not want to puke up a half digested cracker. I'm just gonna chug coffee and dehydrate myself and irritate my stomach more and puke it all up

    You won't puke the crackers.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    i'm gonna puke in like 10 minutes. if i put anything in my stomach its coming back out
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Ghost i'm gonna puke in like 10 minutes. if i put anything in my stomach its coming back out

    The crackers will stop the puking.
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    i could smoke all of that in a few days
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    nigga imma ssmoke all of this TODAY

    This is my pursy
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You won't puke the crackers.

    You won't puke out crackers. SpectraL- is an old man.

    also 7up/sprite/gingerale

    Even if you puke out white soda it doesn't hurt.
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley nigga imma ssmoke all of this TODAY

    This is my pursy

    dang I have athsma so I nearly die every time I hit the bong





    Originally posted by Bradley You won't puke out crackers. SpectraL- is an old man.

    also 7up/sprite/gingerale

    Even if you puke out white soda it doesn't hurt.

    nah man fuck your human trash particles. I am the liquor I don't need kilojoule matter crumbs spewing out of my asshole and GARBAGE WATER. Wtf is water? I have never heard of that. That PUKE JUICE that comes out of the taps is fucking garbage, I am not drinking it, I refuse to drink it and I am not even gonna make ice for my G&T anymore because I don't want to drink FROZEN PUKE JUICE

    That's all this garbage trash you put in your mouths is. Puke juice and garbage particles. That's all humans do is eat garbage, shit garbage, piss puke and then drink it all to piss and shit it back up.

    I am dry, starving and only puked up GARBAGE WATER because I made the mistake of drinking "water" 5 hours ago. I will never drink that trash ever again as long as I live because clearly it's made from poison. Alcohol was woke me up to reality.

    When i'm on meth all I want to do is drink water, meth is illegal and morally wrong so clearly water is too. Alcohol is the bringer of life. Ice in a cocktail is a sin
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  13. #13
    Drunks everywhere have been relying on crackers for decades. Peanut butter also masks the alcohol scent in your breath.
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    my mom keeps reeses peanut butter cups in her cardoor

    0 duis
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    Originally posted by Bradley my mom keeps reeses peanut butter cups in her cardoor

    0 duis

    That sounds like a lot of work to disassemble the cardoor
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Drunks everywhere have been relying on crackers for decades.

    Hmm...might have to try this next time. I value the wisdom of people with substance abuse disorders.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Ghost Hmm…might have to try this next time. I value the wisdom of people with substance abuse disorders.

    Always here to help.
  18. #18
    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    "FUCK@!"

    "What is it, Pakheed?"

    "That crazy white boy just came back," he said, looking glumly. "We're out of Steel Reserve."

    "Damnit!" Abu swore and looked at the empty cooler. "Shit, what are we going to do now? He's coming back soon and I know he'll be thirsty."

    "I'm calling Ajay."

    "You can't."

    Pakheed shook his head. "We don't have any other choice."

    "It's too much Steel Reserve!"

    "No brother." He grabbed Abu by the shoulders and looked sternly into his brown eyes. "I'm worried it won't be enough."
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  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    this made no sense to oanyoone ^
  20. #20
    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley this made no sense to oanyoone ^

    because its in hindi you fucking moroon

    can you reaed hindy?
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