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Vaccine symptom discussion thread

  1. All the mRNA test animals died within two years.
  2. Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All the mRNA test animals died within two years.

    Yawn
  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Nile I might even get THREE shots. Just to be safe.

    Booster shot in the next 6 months probably
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You can't travel on most planes without it. I got my CDC report card
  5. I just got my 2nd just now. I feel kinda dumb since numbers are so low here in CA now but i work with the public n people are gross so it is what it is.
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  6. You're all buying right into the New World Order, like sheep.
  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I just got my 2nd just now. I feel kinda dumb since numbers are so low here in CA now but i work with the public n people are gross so it is what it is.

    I just started coughing and feeling like I'm gonna pass out, checked it and it's 98 percent which is pretty good. Then remembered the doctor said feeling real lighted after causing isn't that uncommon because it pulls on your stomaches muscle or sternum that makes you feel that way. So don't panic but you should all get a OxSat meter ..96% and above is normal. Sometimes 95% but below 94 is a bit asthmatic. Below 88 go to ER if it's more than 5 minutes or call 9-1-1
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All the mRNA test animals died within two years.

    source?
  9. Nile bump
    Look, all I want to know is if the experimental gene therapy vaccine whatever the fuck will give me super powers or not??
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I've got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I've been vaxmaxxing far almost 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.
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  11. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I just got my 2nd just now. I feel kinda dumb since numbers are so low here in CA now but i work with the public n people are gross so it is what it is.

    Why would you feel dumb?

    Numbers are low because over 108m Americans are now vaccinated and for the most part mental retards aren't being listened to any more rather than... Actual scientists and doctors.

    The side effects aren't shit.

    Good for you for getting the vaccine. It's literally space age medical tech. In 100 years people will be saying "no thank you I don't want nanophage therapy, I will stick to my reliable mRNA treatments".
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    ITT: Eveeryone thinks they'r'e a dumbfuck foor disagreeing with them sbout shit none oof yoou can prove.
  13. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Bro you literally can prove it.

    There are volumes of scientific data on this subject that have been gathered since the beginning of this epidemic and the 30+ years of research and development of mRNA vaccines, extensive documentation of their safety and effectiveness testing standards and procedures.

    It's literally information that exists from reputable sources and if you want it has also been made simple and digestible by reputable sources. It's a matter of fact and it's now knowledge that is freely available and understandable.

    https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/your-vaccination.html

    There's no excuse any more.

    All that is left is A) genuine but inexcusable ignorance, and B) retarded right wing/racist autists who live their life recirculating Facebook and 8chan conspiratard fanfiction bullshit around with each other human centipede style who keep going "BUH DUH JEWSY LAME STREAM MEDIAZ LYIN BRUH" as if it makes them sound any less retarded and they can try to disguise it as an epic lol edgy meme.

    If you think the CDC and every government, and every reputable university and independent medical research body on the planet is lying to put bill gates microchips in you, you are divorced from reality and your life is a meme.

    In that case I genuinely wouldn't recommend a vaccination because I'd instead recommend you get ahead of the virus and just kill yourself.
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    look nigga, did you get the vaccinee? Yes.

    Did I? No.

    OK so we got two camps and you're gonna convince me, dumbfuck.

    I would survive the black plague nigga, most of us would.

    I know a nigga who shot up product with WATER FROM THE FUCKING PUDDLE

    You think he gonna get the coff coff and drop?

    Get real nigga.
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga If you think the CDC and every government, and every reputable university and independent medical research body on the planet is lying to put bill gates microchips in you, you are divorced from reality and your life is a meme.

    I bet you eat bacon before prayer too.
  16. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    No, try to understand what I'm actually saying: it's literally proven to be safe and effective, that is a fact that is easy to prove. It's also basically free to get and takes no time to get.

    What isn't as easy is people being personally convinced of the proof or convinced that it is "worth" getting and that's a completely different problem than "not being able to prove" it.

    As far as that is concerned:

    I literally got my shot while grabbing beer on my appointment days, no trouble at all, the appointment was within 48 hours of when I logged on to make it too so no long wait list any more.

    And "why" should you get it even if you think you won't die from it (and you're probably right, you probably won't)? Because for every 1000 people who think that and spread it to each other, one of them gets seriously fucked up. And there's still like 200m Americans who aren't vaccinated yet. So even for the sake of the retards who won't get it, take yourself out of the spreading game so less of them die.
  17. Nile bump
    What if I told you everything you believe is a lie.jpg
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga 1000 people who think that and spread it to each other, one of them gets seriously fucked up. And there's still like 200m Americans who aren't vaccinated yet. So even for the sake of the retards who won't get it, take yourself out of the spreading game so less of them die.

    Do something that *may* harm me to guarantee life to strangers?

    Nigga do you not know who I am or what?
  19. Nile bump
    The Covid era is fucked up yo!

    I think whatever course this takes posterity won't have any decent records on hand.

    Say this is directed toward some desired future, planned if you will. A conspiracy in the parlance of our times, the peeps in the future won't know what the fuck really happened.

    Shiiiit truth is already shaky in this day and age. Books will be nonexistent and the digital records will be altered to what ever the powers at be deem the best explanation for whatever is happening.
  20. Nile bump
    Omg omg omg

    The 2020s where the Crowned virus is king.
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