I want to kill myself

1. 2021-05-07 at 7:25 PM UTC

   #21
   Nile bump
   I'm immune to the virus.
2. 2021-05-07 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   I am a superhuman
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Deanna Troi
3. 2021-05-07 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #23
   Nile bump
   I'm Spartacus.
4. 2021-05-07 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga I am a superhuman

   
   You are a disgusting example of humanity.
5. 2021-05-07 at 11:49 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You fucking embarrassment Captain Falcon.
6. 2021-05-08 at 12 AM UTC

   #26
   Nile bump
   The world renowned scientist Captain Falcon.
7. 2021-05-08 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #27
   Nile bump
   The Art critic, C. Falcon.
8. 2021-05-08 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The captain of The Falcon Captain Falcon.
9. 2021-05-08 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #29
   Nile bump
   Archon of our destruction, The Captain, Falcon.
10. 2021-05-08 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I am a god
11. 2021-05-08 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #31
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    moar lyke cap'n failfaggot
12. 2021-05-08 at 9:28 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ moar lyke cap'n failfaggot

    
    speckturd^
13. 2021-05-10 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Please don't ever kill yourself.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Chairman Takeshi Kaga
14. 2021-05-10 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley Please don't ever kill yourself.

    
    Don't worry, I'm too pussy to kill myself. It's literally the source of my power. Every time I reach the point of killing myself, I do some crazy shit that could kill me because the worst that can happen is I'll die. That's how I got into motorsports. I now ride my Suzuki GSX whenever I feel like killing myself and go as fast as I want. Never been pulled over.
15. 2021-05-10 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #35
    Nile bump
    The innovative home decor guru, captain falcon.
16. 2021-05-10 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #36
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Don't worry, I'm too pussy to kill myself. It's literally the source of my power. Every time I reach the point of killing myself, I do some crazy shit that could kill me because the worst that can happen is I'll die. That's how I got into motorsports. I now ride my Suzuki GSX whenever I feel like killing myself and go as fast as I want. Never been pulled over.

    
    Well, can you step on the gas pedal a little harder next time?
17. 2021-05-10 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, can you step on the gas pedal a little harder next time?

    
    I redline it every time.
18. 2021-05-10 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #38
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga I redline it every time.

    
    Obviously, you're not going fast enough.
19. 2021-05-10 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #39
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Just kidding

    As u should...
    Oh wait :/
20. 2021-05-10 at 11:37 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga I am a superhuman