Computer programming for babies

1. 2021-05-07 at 11:01 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   
   https://made4dev.com/blogs/posts/gift-ideas-for-software-developer-programmer-babies
   
   Folks, isn't this a good idea though?
2. 2021-05-07 at 11:30 AM UTC

   #2
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   I'm concerned about the implementation of
   
   

   HaHaHa

   
   
   I suspect there's some copy pasting, and I feel like it should just be something like
   
   

   ha(3)

   
   
   Might be time for an abortion.
3. 2021-05-07 at 11:33 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   C++ for kids, yeah ok
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4. 2021-05-07 at 11:36 AM UTC

   #4
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra C++ for kids, yeah ok

   
   What the fuck is the point of having kids when C++23 isn't fully supported by clang or gcc. I don't want them to live in that kind of world.
5. 2021-05-07 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   in school i learned to look up girls skirts and steal shit. The smart kids skipped school to program for World of Minecraft Linux shit and now they are like Lanny or Aldra making the bit bucks in the tek world.
   
   I thought I could just coast on the ease of society and live the slacker life and not have to develop any skills when I was young so I fucked around instead of buckling up and learning coding.
6. 2021-05-07 at 3:31 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I need a copy.
   I plan to start learning code once I get my 486.
   It sounds so nice being able to code on a 486.
   I know you want a 486 too Soy.
7. 2021-05-07 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Nobody wants a 486 why do you think he's selling it lol
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2021-05-07 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #8
   Endarkenment Houston
   Jeff Hunter did 9/11
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   • aldra, 
   • Sophie
9. 2021-05-07 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #9
   Kev Space Nigga
   im all for making kids 31337 early, watching a 6yo pwn his prudish parents by hacking out the cuss enhancement so he can properly celebrate his victories over noobs in da tournaments is inspiring stuff.