2021-05-02 at 2:57 AM UTC
Was he a saint? No.
Was he a good man or caring father? Of course not.
A good citizen perhaps? No, in fact he was a convicted felon.
Do any of these categories sum him up as a Man? Do they represent him and what he stood for?
Do these paltry metrics influence how he, a child of God, are to be judged on the whole? No, no I say for he was a light to those who needed one and a blanket for them who were cold. Doug will forever live on in our hearts and let his posts here stand as a monument to the fellow-traveller we lost.
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2021-05-02 at 3:40 AM UTC
Good thing he lived in Austin, he’ll be used to the heat.
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2021-05-02 at 3:59 AM UTC
pretty sure no one with a laugh that hearty could be condemned to eternal damnation
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2021-05-02 at 5:20 AM UTC
i saw him in heaven, he aight
2021-05-02 at 5:44 AM UTC
Hell, and i'm sure i'll see him there one day.
2021-05-02 at 6:05 AM UTC
there's a place called heaven
and a place calleed heell
a place ecalled prison and a place called jail
and im on my way to all of them except 1
2021-05-02 at 11:48 PM UTC
General Butt Naked is Bill Kr0zboy
He said 'Punk Rock, Ohhh Yeah EEEEeeee eeeeeee in the other thread.
I'v heard him literally say that a couple of times. its like his own meme. and he claims it was from his cat that made that sound when he picked it up
Kr0z you totally gave yourself away
2021-05-03 at 12:09 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
He's in heaven because he accepted Jesus as his lord and savior.
It's like a get out of jail for free card.
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2021-05-03 at 1:16 AM UTC
general butt naked is a user nameed proast.
very rare user, but a user with a past none the less jaba the gut
2021-05-03 at 1:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
general butt naked is a user nameed proast.
very rare user, but a user with a past none the less jaba the gut
i know him. he claimed to be in California but it was light outside and from the position of the sun on his webcam (which Im in cali and it was clearly night-time) I figured halfway around the planet or so maybe middle east. he then admitted he was Mossad.
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2021-05-03 at 4:31 AM UTC
Fuck i WISH I had a log cabin chikkins get all hot and bothered when they know you can live off the land and properly tend her furrows
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2021-05-03 at 12:53 PM UTC
He's still in Schrodinger's cat box till we find out the truth.
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2021-05-03 at 5:39 PM UTC
Niggas don’t die
They just multiply
2021-05-03 at 6:30 PM UTC
People like him don’t make it to heaven
And hell is too nice of a place
He’s stuck in purgatory left to post on nis for eternity
