u wanna know how hard my life is?

1. 2021-04-29 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   every day I wake up I have no legs. I have to grow legs every day before I can even get out of bed. 4 real
   
   Yet my dick is still harder than life in your pussy "ghetto"; the violence that your grandpapa saw in ww2 is not anywhere near the typical shit that happens in the most common of clubs.
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2. 2021-04-29 at 6:34 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
   Ok faggot
3. 2021-04-29 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Deanna Troi Ok faggot

   
   Go smoke a cig on the bench
4. 2021-04-29 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #4
   Nile bump

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Go smoke a cig on the bench

   
   Wtf u have against smoking cigs on a bench?
5. 2021-04-29 at 9:14 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Nile Wtf u have against smoking cigs on a bench?

   
   Nothing. Once you come back inside, go ahead and buy a cactus to decorate your bland existence, too.
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6. 2021-04-29 at 9:20 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Not particularly.
7. 2021-04-29 at 10:14 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Deanna Troi Ok faggot

8. 2021-04-29 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #8
   Nile bump

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Nothing. Once you come back inside, go ahead and buy a cactus to decorate your bland existence, too.

   
   Look I'm waiting for my identification documents I cant do much but bench cig smoking don't judge me.
9. 2021-04-29 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Nile Look I'm waiting for my identification documents I cant do much but bench cig smoking don't judge me.

   
   You could be bench vaping. You'd feel a lot better physically even if you didn't care about your health.
10. 2021-04-29 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Deanna Troi You could be bench vaping. You'd feel a lot better physically even if you didn't care about your health.

    
    vApInG iS fOr FaGs
11. 2021-04-29 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Solstice vApInG iS fOr FaGs

    
    I thought smoking was for fags and vaping was for vapes?
12. 2021-04-29 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #12
    Nile bump
    Smoking is objectively cooler tho.
13. 2021-04-29 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Nile Smoking is objectively cooler tho.

    
    If you think wrinkles and yellow teeth are cool
14. 2021-04-29 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Nothing. Once you come back inside, go ahead and buy a cactus to decorate your bland existence, too.

    
    Wtf u have against cactuses?
15. 2021-04-29 at 11:39 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wtf u have against smoking cactuses...on benches?
16. 2021-04-30 at 12:10 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Nile Smoking is objectively cooler tho.

    
    There's nothing cool about your house, car, or clothes smelling like shit, having to inhale disgusting tasting tar and shit, or spending $5-10 a day on nicotine.
17. 2021-04-30 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #17
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala Wtf u have against cactuses?

    
    russians have no native cactuses.
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18. 2021-04-30 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #18
    Nile bump

    Originally posted by Solstice There's nothing cool about your house, car, or clothes smelling like shit, having to inhale disgusting tasting tar and shit, or spending $5-10 a day on nicotine.

    
    You're right. I am addicted sir. If I had even a small amount of willpower I would quit if totally rational.
19. 2021-04-30 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice There's nothing cool about your house, car, or clothes smelling like shit, having to inhale disgusting tasting tar and shit, or spending $5-10 a day on nicotine.