Lol, just won 212k from a lottery ticket...

1. 2021-04-28 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #61
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 How many beers did you drink before you parked like that, Jiggly?

   
   That's the American way...to stop people parking right next to you and scratching your doors.
2. 2021-04-28 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by stl1 How many beers did you drink before you parked like that, Jiggly?

   
   I think it's guest parking.
3. 2021-04-28 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's the American way…to stop people parking right next to you and scratching your doors.

   
   Or this ^
4. 2021-04-28 at 6 PM UTC

   #64
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Actually, that's the jack off's car I'd smash my door into because he made it so difficult for me to park.
5. 2021-04-28 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by stl1 Actually, that's the jack off's car I'd smash my door into because he made it so difficult for me to park.

   
   ack.. this is why I dont want nice things anymore. if I did, I wouldnt park it at a store. I might buy a beat up pickup truck and give little shits who dents it. I'll paint it Camo or rust primer and get a lift kit and some of those telescope exhaust pipes that run above the car so I can drive deep in shit off roading and if a flash flood comes, hopefully I can drive out. use it for picking up everything.
6. 2021-04-28 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I have a Honda CR-V AWD. it used to be mint condition but someone scuffed it up and it wasnt me driving through sharp bushes.. much.

   
   You wouldnt be upset if you just bought a salvaged car and fixed it up yourself. Got my honda pilot like this, I didn't bother fixing up most of the dents out of it; zero fucks given about damage to it and/or other cars.
7. 2021-04-28 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 Actually, that's the jack off's car I'd smash my door into because he made it so difficult for me to park.

   
   I would maybe do this if I was in a shit mood and driving my salvagemobile.
8. 2021-04-28 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian You wouldnt be upset if you just bought a salvaged car and fixed it up yourself. Got my honda pilot like this, I didn't bother fixing up most of the dents out of it; zero fucks given about damage to it and/or other cars.

   
   but if I continue to drive Uber (just because I can come and go at my own pace which is hard to do with conventional office jobs) I need a mint condition vehicle.
9. 2021-04-28 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #69
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready but if I continue to drive Uber (just because I can come and go at my own pace which is hard to do with conventional office jobs) I need a mint condition vehicle.

   
   oh, I forgot that you're doing that. They won't let you do it with a salvage title.
10. 2021-04-29 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #70
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by cigreting transplant a cummins diesel in it

    
    i have some cummins id like to transplant into you.
11. 2021-04-29 at 12:45 AM UTC

    #71
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i have some cummins id like to transplant into you.

    
    i cumins ur granps
12. 2021-04-29 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #72
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not giving a bum $20 doesn't mean you can't afford to young Billy-lad.

    
    Anyone can give money to a homeless person but a real rich person buys a random person a pizza
13. 2021-04-29 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #73
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I’m prolly the coolest smh
14. 2021-04-29 at 6:10 AM UTC

    #74
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian oh, I forgot that you're doing that. They won't let you do it with a salvage title.

    
    probably not. i dont know. they relaxed the 8 year to 12 years old vehical and someone inspects it. cant have huge dents and the tires have to test the debth on it (so get new tires) and all the lights, windshiel wipers, head rest on seats all have to be in check. the seats have to be clean (get seat covers-floor matts) just look presentable. they have you start the car too to listen for starter, battery or exaust issues.
15. 2021-04-29 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #75
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Actually, that's the jack off's car I'd smash my door into because he made it so difficult for me to park.

    
    Difficult to park?? wow, 15 days to change the flapper on a toilet and now can't park his car in an empty car parking area if someone else is there too.
16. 2021-04-29 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    OP is a poor faggot
17. 2021-04-29 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    poor Wellhung's fake lottery ticket win being ignored by Kr0z fake death story.
18. 2021-04-29 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #78
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Maybe wellhung used some of that 212k to put a contract out on Bill Krozby...coincidence both these events happened close together?
19. 2021-04-29 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #79
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That would be an awfully irresponsible waste of free munny.
20. 2021-04-30 at 4:18 AM UTC

    #80
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    and how Deanna Troi and stuff joined the same day