I was thinking about making a time capsul kinda thing and hiding it, but hiding it in a really conspicuous location and sending people on a retarded treasure hunt.
Alterantively, I was thinking about ziplock/vaseline/sand&salt/vacuum sealed a couple of valubles, but put a ton of pubic hair (all of my pubic hair) mixed in with fake rings, and like xeroxed 100s and 50s (not the new ones, but the one ones), so basically make it look like a small treasure chest hadurr.
riight, and inside of it (make it super hard to find) i'mma put a little note folded up right and the notes gonna say
