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  • Sell it to benny vindar
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  • Write it on a piece of paper and put it in a time capsule?
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  • Repress it and drink
    85.7%
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My son has inordinately large testicles

  1. 2021-04-27 at 10:18 PM UTC
    #1
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I know this is a weird flex particularly on a website like this but I don't really have anyone to discuss this with because it sounds weird to talk about your newborn sons balls. Literally everyone who's seen them has either commented on it, or even better, has made a point of acknowledging but not saying anything until someone else mentions something about them.

    Basically they are nearly man sized balls and the overwhelming comment is they "make no sense" to be so big on such a tiny baby.

    Its safe to say with such testicular fortitude, my son is destined to inherit the earth itself and rule it with iron testicles. You are all just hairs on his sack. Enjoy the ride, bitches
  2. 2021-04-27 at 10:25 PM UTC
    #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    what a fag
  3. 2021-04-27 at 10:31 PM UTC
    #3
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you should be requesting testimonials from these people until he's old enough to enter the ring & leave by himself

    then you'd better watch out, in my favorite stories he kills you before you eat him
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  4. 2021-04-27 at 11:25 PM UTC
    #4
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    evolution mane.

    he has large testicles because his mom is extra prosmiscous and he was conceived in a uterus containing the semen of multiple men.

    the man with more nut juices drowned out all other competitors and passed on his gene.

    do you also have big testicles ? if not maybe you should have his DNA tested.
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  5. 2021-04-27 at 11:38 PM UTC
    #5
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Sounds like he needs a testicle bra.
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  6. 2021-04-27 at 11:51 PM UTC
    #6
    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    I got big balls too tell him to call me daddy
  7. 2021-04-27 at 11:58 PM UTC
    #7
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Upd8: There is no taint daylight; all balls

    The theme song of this thread is "Big balls" by ACDC

    I have good size balls too but this kid has balls of destiny
  8. 2021-04-28 at 12 AM UTC
    #8
    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Upd8: There is no taint daylight; all balls

    The theme song of this thread is "Big balls" by ACDC

    I have good size balls too but this kid has balls of destiny

    Bigger than yours?
  9. 2021-04-28 at 12:02 AM UTC
    #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Deanna Troi Bigger than yours?

    Think two standard school globes inside a collapsed tent and growing
  10. 2021-04-28 at 12:04 AM UTC
    #10
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Extra points for walnut seam symmetry.
  11. 2021-04-28 at 12:05 AM UTC
    #11
    Bradley Black Hole
    how many adults have you exposed your child's genitalia to bro?

    That's kinda cool and i would take photos of it and show other adults and get their opinion.
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  12. 2021-04-28 at 12:10 AM UTC
    #12
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley how many adults have you exposed your child's genitalia to bro?

    That's kinda cool and i would take photos of it and show other adults and get their opinion.

    Well that's the thing, it's an uncomfortable subject to broach with people but everyone who has seen (family and friends) have been unnerved by their magnitude
  13. 2021-04-28 at 12:11 AM UTC
    #13
    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Think two standard school globes inside a collapsed tent and growing

    So smaller than mine
  14. 2021-04-28 at 12:12 AM UTC
    #14
    Bradley Black Hole
    i have a really big penis but average size balls. It's cool though cuz i really dont like anyone touching my testicles at all.
  15. 2021-04-28 at 12:13 AM UTC
    #15
    Bradley Black Hole
    especially if it was my overly impressed father continuously monitoring their growth and physical dimensions.
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  16. 2021-04-28 at 12:16 AM UTC
    #16
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley i have a really big penis but average size balls. It's cool though cuz i really dont like anyone touching my testicles at all.

    i liked when i used to smash my girlfriend from behind and shed grab my bols as i cumd
  17. 2021-04-28 at 12:44 AM UTC
    #17
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Would suck having grapefruit-sized balls but a one-inch dick.
  18. 2021-04-28 at 12:51 AM UTC
    #18
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    It would suck to have an 8 inch dick, but have grapes for testes.
  19. 2021-04-28 at 12:53 AM UTC
    #19
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Malice once confessed he had a one-inch dick. Poor guy. I hope he at least had big balls.
  20. 2021-04-28 at 1:01 AM UTC
    #20
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Balls-lookin faggot
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