The Deaths of Sudo

1. 2021-04-24 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   's masculinity happened over 14 years ago
2. 2021-04-24 at 2:37 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   That doesn't make much sense, you don't know much about masculinity.
   
   That infers masculinity is something that peaks early on, like the raging hormones of adolescence and testosterone fueled aggression. True masculinity is earned and attained over time. I'm kind of at the midlife crisis stage of my life right now but there is no doubt that I am pretty fucking masculine for a little geeky bitch
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3. 2021-04-24 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I am literally a father figure to the entire community. Nobody touches a thermostat anywhere near me without my permission
4. 2021-04-24 at 3:01 AM UTC

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   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo That doesn't make much sense, you don't know much about masculinity.
   
   That infers masculinity is something that peaks early on, like the raging hormones of adolescence and testosterone fueled aggression. True masculinity is earned and attained over time. I'm kind of at the midlife crisis stage of my life right now but there is no doubt that I am pretty fucking masculine for a little geeky bitch

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Sudo I am literally a father figure to the entire community. Nobody touches a thermostat anywhere near me without my permission

   
   Gay^
5. 2021-04-24 at 3:10 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Gay^

   
   Does it turn you on?
6. 2021-04-24 at 3:26 AM UTC

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   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Does it turn you on?

   
   Would it make you feel better about me raping your dad?
7. 2021-04-24 at 3:28 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Would it make you feel better about me raping your dad?

   
   What's his Dad's e-mail address?
8. 2021-04-24 at 3:29 AM UTC

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   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What's his Dad's e-mail address?

   
   Nobody uses email any more boomer
9. 2021-04-24 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Would it make you feel better about me raping your dad?

   
   I'm 100% OK with you raping my dad, I hope you hurt him and gave him multiple STDs, although I doubt you did so with your small penis.
10. 2021-04-24 at 3:38 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Nobody uses email any more boomer

    
    Only everyone in business.
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    • Sudo, 
    • netstat
11. 2021-04-24 at 3:58 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I would like to hear OP's definition of and a short essay of his thoughts on modern masculinity.
    
    This is a make or break time for males, you're either moving towards self reliance or you're moving towards whiny neediness.
    
    That was my short essay on modern masculinity
12. 2021-04-24 at 4:02 AM UTC

    #12
    netstat African Astronaut
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
13. 2021-04-24 at 4:08 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Sudo can suspend a boat anchor from the end of his dick. That's how tough he is.
14. 2021-04-24 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel like my most likely cause of death will be car crash, likely because I don't pay attention and text too much/dissociate
15. 2021-04-24 at 9:53 AM UTC

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    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I'm 100% OK with you raping my dad, I hope you hurt him and gave him multiple STDs, although I doubt you did so with your small penis.

    
    Ok very cool and funny bud.
16. 2021-04-24 at 9:53 AM UTC

    #16
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Only everyone in business.

    
    Not one single person uses email except boomers even in business.
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    • Worf, son of Mogh
17. 2021-04-24 at 9:54 AM UTC

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    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I would like to hear OP's definition of and a short essay of his thoughts on modern masculinity.
    
    This is a make or break time for males, you're either moving towards self reliance or you're moving towards whiny neediness.
    
    That was my short essay on modern masculinity

    
    Sorry wanting to hear another man's thoughts makes you gay, this is why your masculinity died a long time ago
18. 2021-04-24 at 9:54 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by netstat sudo can most likely bench twice as much as op and has undoubtedly fucked several times more women
    
    he wins this masculinity contest hands down

    
    Sudo is a cripple
19. 2021-04-24 at 9:55 AM UTC

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    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like my most likely cause of death will be car crash, likely because I don't pay attention and text too much/dissociate

    
    You should try emailing while you drive, you'll die from boomerism alone
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20. 2021-04-24 at 10:33 AM UTC

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    Worf, son of Mogh Houston
    Soy has daddy issues lmao