Green Lantern *was* like a dick without wings.

1. 2015-06-27 at 3:52 PM UTC

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   Chronic Yung Blood
   
   
   Ain't nobody heard from dat nigga in a long time.
2. 2017-03-30 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dicks don't have wings...
3. 2017-03-30 at 2:42 AM UTC

   #3
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   And Jesus sells me crack.
   If my dick had wings I would Fuck you in the sky.
4. 2017-03-30 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver Dicks don't have wings…

   
   In ancient times there were species that could obtain a wing span of 10–12 feet.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
5. 2017-03-30 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by blackbird In ancient times there were species that could obtain a wing span of 10–12 feet.

   
   Those were not dicks. Those were flying vaginas that identified as dicks.