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What would you do if you could make totally perfect counterfeit bills?

  1. #1
    I'd print like...alot, and buy a bunch of gold and valuables, and hide stashes away. I'd also launder it somehow.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Would a 'totally perfect' note still be considered a counterfeit.

    Anyway, I'd make as many as humanly possible and do whatever the fuck I wanted, which is probably die from a drug binge within a week.
  3. #3
    I didn't realise fake money was so illegal until recently
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    give it away for free

    hide it

    fuck the economy
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  5. #5
    cerakote African Astronaut
    buy the moon
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Actor I'd print like…alot, and buy a bunch of gold and valuables, and hide stashes away. I'd also launder it somehow.

    Open up a jack shack like a shady place on the east side by the highway where there are like 30 rooms and they all have old desktops where people can come in and look at porn while tweaking or they go in to fuck hookers because theres also foutons in errr room.

    call it "the internet cafe" and sell a few items up front like note pads... pens.. paper clips.. and some cans of soda.

    launder it through that.
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  7. #7
    Slowly fund small businesses, let others run and profit from them, and use them as a source of fake income. I would live a quiet comfortable life and never want for anything again.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Open up a jack shack like a shady place on the east side by the highway where there are like 30 rooms and they all have old desktops where people can come in and look at porn while tweaking or they go in to fuck hookers because theres also foutons in errr room.

    call it "the internet cafe" and sell a few items up front like note pads… pens.. paper clips.. and some cans of soda.

    launder it through that.

    its possible actro trust me haha... my friend that got me the job lived in the back room for awhile was all set up with a big screen tv couch n bed. balcony.. I worked the night shift and would just hang out with him doing heroin and coke all night. I would even shut down the store and go to sleep sometimes..

    the owner was a piece of shit and literally like 400lbs.. he ent up dying of a heart attack.. but he did live quite comfortably while he was alive had a house and errr thing..

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-30T02:48:08.730163+00:00
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by aldra give it away for free

    hide it

    fuck the economy

    This. Fucking give away thousands of dollars to everybody and cripple the economy
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  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Either way actro whether, you become a counterfieter or you just some how get a bunch of money you need to do something like what darkie and I said. I'm always looking out for the big win but still focus on what I can do for myself now without having a lot of money.
  11. #11
    Wipe your butthole with it and flush it
  12. #12
    I'd set up a ridiculously large cocaine deal with lots of moving parts and people involved. And I would still try to not pay them.
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by aldra give it away for free

    hide it

    fuck the economy



    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher This. Fucking give away thousands of dollars to everybody and cripple the economy

    When I was younger I wanted to synth dihydroetorphine or beta-methylfentanyl, dilute it down to safe dose range, and give massive quantities of it away to anybody that wanted it in a major city like NYC, just so I could watch the entire drug economy in that city melt down
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher When I was younger I wanted to synth dihydroetorphine or beta-methylfentanyl, dilute it down to safe dose range, and give massive quantities of it away to anybody that wanted it in a major city like NYC, just so I could watch the entire drug economy in that city melt down

    YAAASSS FAM YAAASSS!
  15. #15
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'd set up a ridiculously large cocaine deal with lots of moving parts and people involved. And I would still try to not pay them.

    Sounds like a great way to get murdered but I admire your entrepreneurial spirit none the less.
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  16. #16
    bling bling Dark Matter
    lol the first ppl u give it to wud shoot the whole bottle and die insantly and no1` else wud wont ur demon dope fail
  17. #17
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Ask the Fed.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'd set up a ridiculously large cocaine deal with lots of moving parts and people involved. And I would still try to not pay them.

    What could possibly go wrong?!
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 What could possibly go wrong?!

    The worst outcome (for them) would be a "successful" transaction.

  20. #20
    ^ Skip to 2:55
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWywjWwQJDQ
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