Skunks

1. 2021-04-21 at 2:11 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Holy shit I almost stepped on a skunk today,it was in my bee shed probably smelt some honey.
   Little fucker scared the shit out me I almost stepped on em, it, or her or whatever don't matter now it's gone.
   For NOW!!
2. 2021-04-21 at 2:19 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   just a little skunk.
   
   here we have 12 meter anaconda all the time and none of us were shocked or scarred.
   
   americans are soft and weak.
3. 2021-04-21 at 12:29 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Holy shit I almost stepped on a skunk today,it was in my bee shed probably smelt some honey.
   Little fucker scared the shit out me I almost stepped on em, it, or her or whatever don't matter now it's gone.
   For NOW!!

   
   Are you sure it wasn't a black cat with a white stripe painted down it's back?
4. 2021-04-21 at 12:53 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   skunks are friendly as long as you speak to them as a friend,, but remember they get even so don't step on there toes
5. 2021-04-21 at 1:31 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just a little skunk.
   
   here we have 12 meter anaconda all the time and none of us were shocked or scarred.
   
   americans are soft and weak.

   
   where u live
6. 2021-04-21 at 1:47 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just a little skunk.
   
   here we have 12 meter anaconda all the time and none of us were shocked or scarred.
   
   americans are soft and weak.

   
   I'll take your Anaconda (which ARE in the Florida everglades) and raise you a 14ft alliGAYtor.
7. 2021-04-21 at 2:12 PM UTC

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   Kev Space Nigga
   what time was it?i thought skunks were nocturnal.
8. 2021-04-21 at 2:33 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kev what time was it?i thought skunks were nocturnal.

   
   Perhaps it's watch stopped.
9. 2021-04-21 at 3:45 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll take your Anaconda (which ARE in the Florida everglades) and raise you a 14ft alliGAYtor.

   
   14' is a lot short of 12m.
10. 2021-04-21 at 3:49 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 14' is a lot short of 12m.

    
    The alliGAYtors jaw will soon chop that 12m up into bitsized portions.
11. 2021-04-21 at 3:50 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by POLECAT skunks are friendly as long as you speak to them as a friend,, but remember they get even so don't step on there toes

    
    
    
    Skunks are pussies.
    
    When confronted, they all turn tail.
12. 2021-04-21 at 3:56 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The alliGAYtors jaw will soon chop that 12m up into bitsized portions.

    
    jaws shear, they dont chop.
13. 2021-04-21 at 4:08 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny jaws shear, they dont chop.

    
    chop
    1
    
    to cut or sever with a quick, heavy blow or a series of blow
    
    shear
    to remove by or as if by cutting or clipping with a sharp instrument:
    
    We are severing the snake into bite sized pieces, not removing it.
14. 2021-04-21 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson chop
    1
    
    to cut or sever with a quick, heavy blow or a series of blow
    
    shear
    to remove by or as if by cutting or clipping with a sharp instrument:
    
    We are severing the snake into bite sized pieces, not removing it.

    
    
    
    jaws and pliers cant deliver heavy blows or series of heavy blows when used as designed and/or intended.