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I hate this planet.

  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This world has become so fucking retarded I can't take it anymore.
    I want to go into a store without a mask.
    I want to be able to walk in the park without a mask,without a 300 dollar fine,I'll post a pic of the sign later.
    So if I can't beat them I might as well join them,Starting tomorrow wake and bake-stab my penis with a fork-then start drinking fuck it.

    I get to sleep late tomorrow :}
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  2. #2
    move to florida.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    You can kill youorself without a mask on semi legally but only if you're 6 feet away cuz you can't cum this far.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    everybody who liked Georgee Carlson now takes meedication and is miserable and doesn't watch stand up or smilee unleess it's eextremely good oor bad.

    happy I dind't listen to eeverybodoy's favorite biker grandpa, hee fucked all of you up worose than the Angry Aryans raped my 12 year old mind with WHITE HATE 88 or whatever it was.

    There's a 14 in there! Unliike the muslims we don't pick one side eoor the other and kill ach other, we just go on the internet and argue about it n a racist bbs.

    I go back there onoce a year, been diong this since i was bout 16 and stopped talking too any white supremacists until i went to prison.

    just a bunch of angry fuckin losers bro, if you had pride in who you were, yu wouond't sspend yoour enetire life talkingg to other racist whites about how mmuch you hate the stereotyical veresion of whatevere shcem you've seelecteed.

    There are no wrong qusestioons and no wrong answers ,i like too fuck otheer meen especially other dope by's girlfriends. ESPEECIALLY IF I DON'T LIKE THEM for lik the slighteset reason, 200 with all of you. I would not have sex with any woman anyone brought, unleess scron showed up for the Pregame Gangbang at TBA (due to covid-20 restrictions now in place til l2022)

    and not gnna lie, i'd fuck whoever suda brought, not cuz she's attractive, but because she's broken in.

    Aint nobdoy wanna ride a brand new crazy horse.

    Sudo you ever been in a non homo MMF gangbang where we fuck soo many times it feeels like she did 8 on 1 but reaelly wee just didn't give her any tweak and smoked blunts and kept at it.

    I can pay for most of this and if you're open to trannies, we might have back to back MMF gangbangs and if wee find a third coool ass dude like us on this forum.

    Wait, Im too high t make stuff up, See you and your date asap!
  5. #5
    lllll Houston
    I don’t hate the planet.
    I hate the majority of the people on the planet, because yes, they are dumb.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    But you can't call my tranny names or be mean to here, she's like a lil kid in the mind and wyile like kinda gross by literal terms of what I said, shee needs some strong ass man to prootect her and help her solve her day to day issuese and like if you need a strnog man who puts loyalty ovre laws and the acquisition of knowledge over everything other than Omerta & stopping people who seek to fiancially legally or phyiscally hurt me.

    But I can't move back to that town, I'm not telling anyonee except the onee man who was gonna go to cambodia with me, him and I are extrmely close (no homo) and let him knwo that if he gets as sick as i'm getting lookin at the same bum ass brooken ass drunk ass hicks, like escape rope that bitch and if you're running from the law, run down in a stollie.

    Cuz I'm a nigga to my people before I'm a nigger to myself. - Adolf Hitler, mein kemph (2021 Translation)
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny move to florida.

    Florida, Texas, Colorado or Georgia.

    But lt's be real, i'm goin to fuckin florida and i am gonna be florida man on the news when i gt caught fighting racoons and they seieze 24,000,000

    racoons, from hydromorphones/§m£ÂgØLs/Big Dick Rick's trailer.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by AngryOnion This world has become so fucking retarded I can't take it anymore.
    I want to go into a store without a mask.
    I want to be able to walk in the park without a mask,without a 300 dollar fine

    Move to Texas and you can.

    ETA: Oh I see others suggested a move too.
  9. #9
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Just got fully vaccinated today.
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Just got fully vaccinated today.

    For what? Rabies?
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Just got fully vaccinated today.

    Nice
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  12. #12
    Kev Space Nigga
    challenge the fine in court, it is unconstitutional. they cant arbitrarily impose these idiotic rules unless martial law was declared and it wasnt.
  13. #13
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson For what? Rabies?

    They vaccinate chinamen for everything including AIDS but they still get it.
  14. #14
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BummyMofo They vaccinate chinamen for everything including AIDS but they still get it.

    what do you expect from a race that is lactose-intolerant, they will never be AIDS-tolerant
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  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    the planets hates you too, that's why it tries to kill you.
  16. #16
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Man I love the COVID-19 vaccine
  17. #17
    netstat African Astronaut
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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