2021-04-21 at 12:56 AM UTC
Whatttt? What the hell is wrong with you guys
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
they didnt cancel the riots,, just wait and see
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2021-04-21 at 1:05 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
GAS THE COCKNOSES RACECAR BED TONIGHT! ITS GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT! ITS GONNA BE A GAS FIGHT!
2021-04-21 at 3:11 AM UTC
I've been praying since I came back to my home in august that something would pop off on the northside, I asked gallom if he wantedto pick me up since i'm ono the way from chicago to minneapolis but then that cop lost 3 counts and I was just laughin and laughin at one I said "Hold up I can't breath" and started lauhin again.
Fuck that bitch ass mufucka and God Bless the niggre who will become as famous as Jesse owens or w/e ethat niggers name was that killed dahmer in waupan
HEY WARIAT, WAUPANS A MAX BUT IT'S ASLO CLASSIFICATION/INTAKEE, I DID 8 WEEKS THEREE INSTEAD OF 6 BECAUSE I HAVE ARTHRITIS AND TAKE AMBIEN SO I HAD TO SEE A PSYCH
who switched me to trazedone which after 1 unwanted 5 hour erectioni i never want to take again till im old
2021-04-21 at 3:13 AM UTC
i kinda feel like giong poaching since it's 10 degreees on 4/20 and no oone will be out since i twas snwing and sleeting and the weet snow might've frozeen but if it hasn't i can walk up on anything (except joggers obv)
2021-04-21 at 3:16 AM UTC
i masturbated while in waupon about 10 feet from thee closoeet they stabbed up dahmer in, I didn't know it at the timee, my cellie ewas jjust old and gym 5 tims a weeek was ther than the 3 timees a week 5 minute showers, I was getting away frmo my cellmate. But he was old and when he said hee had a bad shoulder i felt a lot more comfortable jacking off while he slept and i pretended to reead or w/e my horny 20 year old said when he caught me beating it and said DUDE WHAT THE FUCk?
i asid "I THUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP BRO."
:|
What you gonna doo get mad at a 19 yaer old man who can't leave the cell for 2 months?
2021-04-21 at 3:17 AM UTC
In Stanley i saw thesee dudes whoo weeree suckin peoplee off (they were like a prison cuple i guess) and just given head bhind a dumsteer while onee inmate would hoold a flattened boxo up and the othre inmate would hoold the can lid like ethy were toossing garbagee away (but frozen mid step) while getetingheaed.
I felt kinda bad cuz they saw me watchin oncee so I yelled "Fags" and neever lookeed again.
2021-04-21 at 3:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT
they didnt cancel the riots,, just wait and see
Any day now. Just like I predicted.
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2021-04-21 at 3:30 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Bradley
I've been praying since I came back to my home in august that something would pop off on the northside, I asked gallom if he wantedto pick me up since i'm ono the way from chicago to minneapolis but then that cop lost 3 counts and I was just laughin and laughin at one I said "Hold up I can't breath" and started lauhin again.
Fuck that bitch ass mufucka and God Bless the niggre who will become as famous as Jesse owens or w/e ethat niggers name was that killed dahmer in waupan
HEY WARIAT, WAUPANS A MAX BUT IT'S ASLO CLASSIFICATION/INTAKEE, I DID 8 WEEKS THEREE INSTEAD OF 6 BECAUSE I HAVE ARTHRITIS AND TAKE AMBIEN SO I HAD TO SEE A PSYCH
who switched me to trazedone which after 1 unwanted 5 hour erectioni i never want to take again till im old
I used to take trazadone too. I would take it at night then would get so happy I would stay up all night playing video games, doing pushups and smiling in the mirror. I can see the erection part too but I never got that
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2021-04-21 at 3:33 AM UTC
The jedielery store i bought one of my chains from (the smalleest and most reecent) told mee they wouold be happy to fix it fori think like 38 dollars plus tax i said "This is what i get I guess for purchasing from a jedieish jedielery when he was running a scam. My family will never come heere again. I'm just gonna have my regular jedielery guy do it, just figured it was your work---" hung up at ssom point in the last sentence, so niggas i'm out here with my soldiering toool a bout too repair this thin ass chaain i got too thin. it wasn't a band so if i fuck it up i'mma just tell one of our bgs he can have it if he take it too the jedieler and apolgizes for his grandpa.
But i'mma make it do it on speakrphon andyell "IS THAT THE KIKE IN THE jediEELERY STORE YOU WERE FINDING?" and hang up and leet him keep it.
assuming i don't fix the bitch if i do imma put my ex's lil st gaudalupe thing he grandma gave her that she pawned to me after our break up when shee had no money.
My girl was a waitress so I gave that bitch some tips
Then her ass fucked a lame now she crying workin douuble shifts.
2021-04-21 at 3:34 AM UTC
I wonder how I can make the solder gold coloreed. Fuck I wish I knew some jedi secrets to run their name sake store.
2021-04-21 at 3:37 AM UTC
I wonder how many white people joineed the KKK since 430pm cenetral.
Bet they got a back the bluee officer division, the first time since 1878.
2021-04-21 at 3:46 AM UTC
I like when really bad fucked up things happens to thieves, except for when I'm hanging out with my boy batman like I'm now Robin
was robin his son btw? I didn't watch TV till I was aboout 13 and theen only pornography , dragon ball z and forensic filees.
Some asian dude dreessed like goku in somee weeabooo japanese cartoon (it was like 1999 cartoon network, remember with the alien after schoool who'd like be the director ofthe lineup) and I remembere just telling my mom i'mma go to bed early (I'm like 8 ish still in 3rd grade) it's like the shw was on at 530 lil kid dragn ball xy and then it was dragoon ball with goku as an adult at 530.
and i remember i Used to jerk off in this really weird way (double penetration fisting most likely) and i would bust and feeel it but nothing came out till like 3 or 4 years later.
I'm so happy i'm not a kid anymore cuz that was fuckin abusive ass shit fr.
i ccan see why I joined a gang before I had pubic hair.
2021-04-21 at 3:51 AM UTC
just burned myself and realized where's my big black cat mask
2021-04-21 at 4:01 AM UTC
Do they make a skinnier smaller tipped pliars than thee needlee dick noseed?
I remember in tech ed we had this 64 4year old man he'd be like "ND YU'RE GONN WANNA TAKE THE THE THE *LOOKS AROOUND FOR AFFEECT* BALL PEAN IS HAMMER HAHAAHA, don't call it that.' evrytime he needed to demonstrate that 1 step required the ball penis hammer.
2021-04-21 at 4:02 AM UTC
I'm weearing the cat mask, burned myself a second itmee "checking to see if it was on after my first burn blunt break" and i'm hnostly about halfway done.
And it dind't cost me no 17 fuckin dollars for half this work in 2 minutees with a solder gun I used one time with th eguy who gave it too mee
