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We’re pregnant!

  1. #21
    Mmmm no.
  2. #22
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    frala if you need me to be a saragate sperm doner I'm more than happy to do this for you and lanny. Old fashion way of course.
  3. #23
    Xlite African Astronaut
    So whats going on? he adopting a little space nigga?
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready frala if you need me to be a saragate sperm doner I'm more than happy to do this for you and lanny. Old fashion way of course.



    Originally posted by frala Mmmm no.
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  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We need to buy

    Capitalist scum *spits* YOU BUY WHAT YOU CANNOT PRODUCE WITH YOUR OWN LABOR
  6. #26
    Originally posted by frala Also I am not pregnant lol.

    Soooo... Lanny is pregnant??
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  7. #27
    WellHung Black Hole
    Lanyard A. Hecklestein Jr. the 2nd.
  8. #28
    WellHung Black Hole
    Frala is infertile. Mother Nature has decided that her genetics should not be passed on.
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  9. #29
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I thought this was Lanny's way of saying he knocked up Frala but this doesn't appear 5o be the case. Guess we will have to wait for Ghost and HTS to get a mail order Indian to have the first truly NIS baby
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Sudo I thought this was Lanny's way of saying he knocked up Frala but this doesn't appear 5o be the case. Guess we will have to wait for Ghost and HTS to get a mail order Indian to have the first truly NIS baby

    How about Hydro and Kroz?
  11. #31
    Originally posted by WellHung Frala is infertile. Mother Nature has decided that her genetics should not be passed on.

    Well ain’t that something. He hit you with the same blessing.
  12. #32
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by frala Well ain’t that something. He hit you with the same blessing.

    Oh cool we wont need you to take the pill then. First thing is to get them fuked up titties of your fixed. Maybe Vegas or LA has the best Plastic surgeons. of course we could save a few bucks doing it in Brazil or Mexico. you might want to get a second dose of anti-Biotics though. Not sure how steril Brazil is.

    next we probably need to fix that mechanism that naturally lubricate your cooth so we dont have to use synthetic lubes which matte up the penis a bit and starts to get a rug burn kind of rash.

    You seem to have OK teeth. I like the Eye glasses. You look like a Librarian and we can go with that theme for a bit. I do however think Cat eyes would be a better look for glasses then those giagantic fucking coke rim glasses I saw you with.

    A little makeup might help too. and I dig them 1960s fake eyelashes that tape on and maybe get you some gogo boots and a body stocking thats crotchless.

    I think you'll do fine. How much money do you have in the bank account, I hear South of France is a nice area to hang out on the beach this time of year
  13. #33
    Imagine a world where men have the babies and the women drank the beer.
  14. #34
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Imagine a world where men have the babies and the women drank the beer.

    I didn't have any problem imagining that.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Oh cool we wont need you to take the pill then. First thing is to get them fuked up titties of your fixed. Maybe Vegas or LA has the best Plastic surgeons. of course we could save a few bucks doing it in Brazil or Mexico. you might want to get a second dose of anti-Biotics though. Not sure how steril Brazil is.

    next we probably need to fix that mechanism that naturally lubricate your cooth so we dont have to use synthetic lubes which matte up the penis a bit and starts to get a rug burn kind of rash.

    You seem to have OK teeth. I like the Eye glasses. You look like a Librarian and we can go with that theme for a bit. I do however think Cat eyes would be a better look for glasses then those giagantic fucking coke rim glasses I saw you with.

    A little makeup might help too. and I dig them 1960s fake eyelashes that tape on and maybe get you some gogo boots and a body stocking thats crotchless.

    I think you'll do fine. How much money do you have in the bank account, I hear South of France is a nice area to hang out on the beach this time of year

    Actually I just got my IUD out you fucking stupid piece of shit.

    As to the rest of that I have no idea what fucking planet you live on because I don’t give a flying shit on a stick what you want. I also have perfect teeth, cute glasses, and my tits are of absolutely no value to you because you don’t get to do jack with them anyways you oversized, middle aged blabbering psychopath.
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  16. #36
    I can't imagine a man's legs up in the air like a V and a baby coming out his ass.
  17. #37
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
  18. #38
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Actually I just got my IUD out you fucking stupid piece of shit.

    As to the rest of that I have no idea what fucking planet you live on because I don’t give a flying shit on a stick what you want. I also have perfect teeth, cute glasses, and my tits are of absolutely no value to you because you don’t get to do jack with them anyways you oversized, middle aged blabbering psychopath.

    No one cares.
  19. #39
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by frala Actually I just got my IUD out you fucking stupid piece of shit.

    As to the rest of that I have no idea what fucking planet you live on because I don’t give a flying shit on a stick what you want. I also have perfect teeth, cute glasses, and my tits are of absolutely no value to you because you don’t get to do jack with them anyways you oversized, middle aged blabbering psychopath.

    haha Let it go to your ego, baby girl.

    Your tits are very unsymetric and I understand you are a fat bottom hourglass with cottage cheese buttox and thighs.
    your wobbly bottom is in danger of harming small children or pets if you walk past them and your 60 pounds per butt cheek suddenly comes down on top of them causing back or neck injury to child or animal.

    Plus you tark funny
  20. #40
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Rumor has it that Jiggle Booty has a list of abortionists he may (for a price) pass on to you.
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