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We’re pregnant!

  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    That’s right folks, me and your mom are giving you a half sibling! After intense deliberation and even more intense fucking, your mom and I have decided we’ll allow you to be in this child’s life, don’t screw this up ok?
  2. #2
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Lanny That’s right folks, me and your mom are giving you a half sibling! After intense deliberation and even more intense fucking, your mom and I have decided we’ll allow you to be in this child’s life, don’t screw this up ok?

    Im contacting the edlerly abuse authorities on you because she's in her mid 80s now and in a nursing home, You sick son of a bitch. But I am happy for her. She got the best of this. too bad you will be going to fuck me up the ass prison
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Also I understand Frala and You are cousins. I guess you had to many inbreeding going on so you had to take advantage of a little ol lady
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Also I understand Frala and You are cousins. I guess you had to many inbreeding going on so you had to take advantage of a little ol lady

    FUCKING LOL! HAHA HARD ON!
  5. #5
    Lanny Jr.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Congrats bud.
  7. #7
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Parenthood may convince you to ban all the pedos off this site.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Parenthood may convince you to ban all the pedos off this site.

    Why. He's one himself isnt he?
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    mozel tov your own yid!
  10. #10
    We need to buy an extra small earmuff hat.
  11. #11
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    This thread is not funny and has no value for discussion
  12. #12
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    hook set deep,, lammy will never escape now
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Parenthood may convince you to ban all the pedos off this site.

    parenthood will convince him that all little girls are cute and cuddleworthy.
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    I hope he has a son that joins our community in 2035.

    Lanny how me private messages do you receiev from users on this foorum bitching a day? I've always wondered this.

    Zok told me in PM that he doesn't use the PM feeature :P
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    i think 1 timee in like the 5 years you been running it, the website went down once and tbh i might've just not had service.

    I give you a solid, 2/5 Ratface. Thank you and good luck on Fatherhood. Did someone already apply to be the god father?

    You got names picked out? Is the first child for booth of you? That's so wonderful you're gonna have a family now and a forum
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Also are you gonna get a paternity test or you gonna be one of those good guys?
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Bradley Also are you gonna get a paternity test or you gonna be one of those good guys?

    You're saying frala could be a floozy.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Parenthood may convince you to ban all the pedos off this site.

    Why do you assume parenthood automatically makes someone a savior when it’s literally never made you a better person a single day in your life?

    Also I am not pregnant lol.
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    If lanny is into cuckolding HMU i can change that.
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