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  1. #61
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo I had blueballs from drinking with this girl then driving her home, aggressively trying to rape her in my vehicle then she got out

    Can you describe this in the manic detailed length I normally post with?

    Your fans are interested. Leave our RL-doxable details. Cover her face and post a pic from FB.

    Uh, please.
  2. #62
    Bradley Florida Man
    RIP Goddaughters Grandmother.

    Did she diee from covid or fentanyl?
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  3. #63
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley Can you describe this in the manic detailed length I normally post with?

    Your fans are interested. Leave our RL-doxable details. Cover her face and post a pic from FB.

    Uh, please.

    idk, not much to say, just drank and acted facetious at an establishment with too many people in it and alcohol made it easier to seem like I cared about things I don't, alcohol hit me harder because of the presence of many pills inside me, drove her home, kissed and petted her, she stopped moving her lips but I still went for it and she was like uhhhhh...my roommates right there and I was like "ok nice meeting you" and she inferred I drank too much and to drive home safe. Then I drove home to my other lyfe. In my defence she was really fucking hot with tig ol bitties and I acted without thinking because I'm a retard. She's pretty chill but kind of a loser. It's weird how some people live their life, I guess it's cool for her but I would crumple up and die if I lived like her. I have some respect for her though, even after aggressively attempting a raep



    Originally posted by Bradley RIP Goddaughters Grandmother.

    Did she diee from covid or fentanyl?

    She had health problems that were complicated by drugs and alcohol. Not exactly sure and I don't wanna come right out and ask because it's not really important. Would rather just listen to the family members. I used to be very close to the family and see them everyday but we have drifted apart but I'm going to the funeral to see them all together for the first time in a while. It will be interesting to say the least. I also have to work the morning of the funeral so I'm going to have to change in a vehicle before going in. Is it bad I'm looking forward to it? Having melancholy vibes around me is liberating. I can be myself. I'm going to think about how much of my life I've wasted at a key part of the service so my tears look organic and context specific. I'm going to shine at that funeral and it'll be all anyone will be talking about
  4. #64
    Bradley Florida Man
    Thank you for sharing.

    No it is not bad to want a family reunion even surrounding a family member's death. It's unfortunate but that's one of the principle importants of a funereal to bring the existing family members together in love and togtherness to celebrate the ancestor's life.
  5. #65
    Bradley Florida Man
    do u have a wife and child too? LOL
  6. #66
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    One of many reasons why guilt and shame consume me. I Love them very much but I have holes in me that they can't fill right now.
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  7. #67
    Bradley Florida Man
    That gets me too :(
  8. #68
    Bradley Florida Man
    You are the posoter I relate to the most and I look foorward to all of yoour psts and threads.

    no homo.
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  9. #69
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley You are the posoter I relate to the most and I look foorward to all of yoour psts and threads.

    no homo.

    when I reread most of my posts I cringe so I'm glad someone likes em.

    I very much like your posts n threads too and am glad you're bangin on the BBS as well. Good things comin to you for sure
  10. #70
    Data African Astronaut
    GAY
  11. #71
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ever have one of those days where your depression is manifesting itself physically and you have no energy at all and have just been sending angry text messages to people and being short and temperamental with people around you because they really don't need an outburst rn but you know you can justify making them feel bad? I don't want most people to feel bad, I just want one person who deserves it to feel terrible and me to feel a tiny bit better
  12. #72
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Data GAY

    i can tell that u have a job because u take extended leaves of absence.
  13. #73
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung i can tell that u have a job because u take extended leaves of absence.

    So shitposting and employment are mutually exclusive for you? I've certainly shitposted in some situations that most people would be giving their full attention towards.

    I guess that's my ADHD multi tasking superpower. What would you say YOUR superpower is Miss Hang?
  14. #74
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo So shitposting and employment are mutually exclusive for you? I've certainly shitposted in some situations that most people would be giving their full attention towards.

    I guess that's my ADHD multi tasking superpower. What would you say YOUR superpower is Miss Hang?

    why did u incorrectly infer that?
  15. #75
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung why did u incorrectly infer that?

    Why are you avoiding my question? Are you trying to keep your identity secret? I bet you've stalked your local weather girl before and have been banned from many public parks
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  16. #76
    Mutually inclusive.
  17. #77
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Why are you avoiding my question? Are you trying to keep your identity secret? I bet you've stalked your local weather girl before and have been banned from many public parks

    Yes, you are correct.
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  18. #78
    WellHung Black Hole
    Sudo and I want our miserable, pathetic lives to end. However, we realize that approximately 75% of suicide attempts by males end in failure.
  19. #79
    WellHung Black Hole
    plz forgive me. These are the latest numbers.

    Epidemiology. In the U.S., the NIMH reports there are 11 nonfatal suicide attempts for every suicide death. The American Association of Suicidology reports higher numbers, stating that there are 25 suicide attempts for every suicide completion. By these numbers, approximately 92–95% of suicide attempts end in survival.

    Wikipedia › wiki › Suicide_attempt

    Suicide attempt - Wikipedia
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  20. #80
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I would say that is still too low. How are they quantifying suicide attempts? Hospital admittance and use of public services? What about the guy who walked to the bridge to jump but remembered that if he did he would leave behind so many ppl he cared about? What about the person who shot a massive dose of opiates into their system, got narcanned and survived then didn't want to talk to EMTS or any professionals so it was ruled accidental?

    I'm not very prone to suicide but I am prone to not giving a fuck and wanting to die if that makes sense
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