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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 still missing her

    Cuck.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 still missing her

    do u talk to her still? If not give up and get over it, women (I assume you are not a homosexual, but it doubly applies if you are) want men. Tell her you're gonna go learn Russian and work importing brides for wealthy business men in your nation state.

    Maybe this is a lie? IDK.

    Embody danger and excitement, not failures and missed erection connections.

    Fortuna favors the not pussy.

    Hope that helps, inbox me if you want more help with ur girlfriend troubles.
  3. Originally posted by Netflxchillr Jboo-
    where do you buy chocolate-covered chips? Your Aldi's store? I just get salt/cracked pepper kettle chips and pop a little hershey's kiss in my mouth. Wal Mart has a candy bar with potato chips in it, but that sucker is nearly $4 for it, i'm not paying such a ridiculous price for it, tho!!

    I dunno, I just made it up...new invention so don't steal my idea.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    i am now a multi millionare through the wholesale manufacture and distribution network i have for the production and trafficking of chocolate covered chips, I am so glad i had that idea from god entirely on my own.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    This is incredible!
  6. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
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  7. Just tell her you're sorry dude and that you bought a maga hat.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Tell your dick got bigger but your problems didn't.
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just tell her you're sorry dude and that you bought a maga hat.

    aint no god damn MAGA hat gonna take away the shame of knowing you were in bed with the enemy
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I believe it does suck for Larry and I feel for him cuz I been ther.

    that being said I also find it very satisfying that a lefty cunt commie bastard from the left got dumped by a smart sexy American patriot.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    i feel bad for dudes who have a little dick, like i think people put up with a lot more than they would if I was like Gallom all lil dicked and sweaty.

    Like he can't just send photos of his dick to people and they start drooling. The fuckin cock junkies see my shadow and they come running.

    But I'm here to serve up that good pale chorizo, essay.

    Ask your seventeen cousins about me Gallom, they'll remember el grande dicko
  12. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i feel bad for dudes who have a little dick, like i think people put up with a lot more than they would if I was like Gallom all lil dicked and sweaty.

    Like he can't just send photos of his dick to people and they start drooling. The fuckin cock junkies see my shadow and they come running.

    But I'm here to serve up that good pale chorizo, essay.

    Ask your seventeen cousins about me Gallom, they'll remember el grande dicko

    Wow you're ill. Dry up hombre.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Data Wow you're ill. Dry up hombre.

    wanna play starcraft 2
  14. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley wanna play starcraft 2

    I don't play nerd games I only play minecraft, pokemon, and spongebob battle for bikini bottom rehydrated
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    lol
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Trips to your crib in the middle of the night

    I know that you miss me 'cause I put it down right

    Damn, babe, I can put you on a flight

    You know that a nigga like me can change your life

    Oh, baby, everythin' you do is amazin'

    Ain't nobody watchin', go crazy
    I got what you need

    Everybody think you shy but I know you a freak, Lil' baby..💖🎵
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    How stupid niggers are
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Go learn something then lolll
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  20. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung How stupid niggers are

    muh chin nuts
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