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Opening a new bank account just for the new bank account $200 bonus.
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2021-04-04 at 6:01 PM UTCAll I need to do is a minimum deposit of $200 to open the account and have 1 direct deposit of $500 within the first 60 days and after that I will get a $200 bonus.
I like the way it sounds.
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2021-04-04 at 6:11 PM UTCMake sure you don't need a minimum balance and read the fine print. You usually have to have your account for a certain amount of time. Closing it may effect your credit score.
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2021-04-17 at 12:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy All I need to do is a minimum deposit of $200 to open the account and have 1 direct deposit of $500 within the first 60 days and after that I will get a $200 bonus.
I like the way it sounds.
Are there any downsides?
Are you also a BMO harris bank member? It's really funny i saw this when i did. I actually signed up for this. It was 4000$ necessary deposits in four months for 400$. I get about 930 a month. I misunderstood and thought it was if you set up direct deposits, without an amount attached. This really bothered me cuz i walked two fuckin miles to set up my bank account just for this reason, so he says ok ok ok ok i figure out other plan, the other plan was 2000 or something in 4 months some really low ass number.
So I called direct express my prepaid government benefits card for SSI/SSDI that invalidated the ol' "Got that check" style of welfare. Told them to go fuck themselves in cambodian and set up direct express to the new account.
After 2,000 clears your bank account it just randomly shows up as a credit, if you cancel in the first six months they want 45$ and their overdraft protection is super duper shitty. I'd have been better off staying with direct express. So i'mma give it six months and on the calender date, pull all my money out, buy a black and mild, show the lady at the gas station how to shoulder lean again while i'm bumping NBA YoungBoy, not get massively drunk and use that 200$ to buy myself something nice that I really deserve, like a new pair of shoes and more dab carts. -
2021-04-17 at 12:06 AM UTChow much do you pay for a dab cart
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2021-04-17 at 12:07 AM UTCi plan to get a free rebate from signing up to various banks, one at atime, until i hit all of them in my local area, then i'll probably go back to associated or a credit union as those two companies the local credit union and associated bank have the easiest staff to bully into giving you free checks, reversing overdraft costs, loaning you a couple hundred dollars with no capacity to pay, and doing free money orders/giving you free checks.
make sure you ask them for free checks when you sign up, sign up and immediately turn on paperless banking normally through an app or website, they now started fucking people for 2$ a month to get statements. -
2021-04-17 at 12:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Data how much do you pay for a dab cart
I purchase them for about 30$ each. 3 for 100. Sometimse I get 11 for 300 type shit. Sometimes I get them 1/5th empty and then i bitch and i get a free one next time and can keep the 4/5th full one.
If they break i give it to my guy and if it's mostly full and the cart fucked up, i get a free one for that too.
If I look up a bunch of really complicated ass shit or schedule my plugs dental stuff (he has braces that routinely need to be tightened and is a bad scheduler) or like call his doctors, i'm like secretary and i get free drugs for it.
Earlier this week, I got a 1.1grams of Live Resin Batter from Kush X in a little glass like carmex looking dab holder that looks extremely professional. that was 50. I bought an 8th of shittier dabs earlier this month for a hundo.
weed prices are high lately, like 200 an ounce, i'd rather have 7 carts tbh. -
2021-04-17 at 12:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley I purchase them for about 30$ each. 3 for 100. Sometimse I get 11 for 300 type shit. Sometimes I get them 1/5th empty and then i bitch and i get a free one next time and can keep the 4/5th full one.
If they break i give it to my guy and if it's mostly full and the cart fucked up, i get a free one for that too.
If I look up a bunch of really complicated ass shit or schedule my plugs dental stuff (he has braces that routinely need to be tightened and is a bad scheduler) or like call his doctors, i'm like secretary and i get free drugs for it.
Earlier this week, I got a 1.1grams of Live Resin Batter from Kush X in a little glass like carmex looking dab holder that looks extremely professional. that was 50. I bought an 8th of shittier dabs earlier this month for a hundo.
weed prices are high lately, like 200 an ounce, i'd rather have 7 carts tbh.
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2021-04-17 at 1:04 AM UTCYou ever did so many dabs you lost control of yourself and just started suckin dick after dick after dick just blacked out getting passed the hood around all faded off that good one two puff vape sesh?
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2021-04-17 at 1:07 AM UTCNo but sometimes my nipples get hard when I start coughing
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2021-04-17 at 1:55 AM UTCI never ended up doing this. Too much hassle.
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2021-04-17 at 2:11 AM UTCI wouldn't either if I was as success bound as you are right now
