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  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago. I'd heard it crying out in the street for a couple of days and then on the Saturday when I was coming in from my car it followed me inside…I gave it some tuna and then kicked it out again. Few hours later I was at Walmart buying a litter pan, food, toys etc and a week later at the vets having it tuned up.

    I called it the same name as my old cat "Kitty".

    When I took it to the vet I left the "y" off the electronic form I had to fill out so they kept calling it "Kitt"…annoying to say the least.

    Here's a pic of said rat…very clingy, wont let me use my Computing device without slopping its body all over me.




    We are both Brothers now…cat brothers…we can swap kitten stories and shit.

    so precious.
  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Shes exploring so much I cant even get a decent picture of her.


    pretty colors, so cute when small like that.
  3. #23
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I miss my kitty's,, but I don't miss cleaning up after them
  4. #24
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    and when you walk in my house you know there are no cats here. I get my kitty fix at the hardware store,, they have 3 cats and they all seem real friendly and let me pet em and carry em around while shopping.
  5. #25
    Oh my goodness she looks just like Chootie 😭 except Chootie looked like she ate this version of herself
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  6. #26
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lurkin ass bitch tell ur man to evaporate my profile
  7. #27
    Oh my freakin word
  8. #28
    Originally posted by POLECAT lurkin ass bitch tell ur man to evaporate my profile

    Lanny may be a disgusting shit cunt, but he doesn't censor.
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Donald, this thread is about baby Chootie 2.0, not Lanyard.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by mmQ Donald, this thread is about baby Chootie 2.0, not Lanyard.

    §m£ÂgØL's latest anal movement?
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump §m£ÂgØL's latest anal movement?

    Stay to your own, stick to your own. Be independent, nigger.
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  12. #32
    Originally posted by Data I legitimately don't read I just click and post

    2
  13. #33
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ Shes exploring so much I cant even get a decent picture of her.


    cig butt on your carpet
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  14. #34
    Bradley Florida Man
    Wow. This convinced me I really wanna be here to learn about the cat §m£ÂgØL is gonna end up having sex with.

    Or not.
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting cig butt on your carpet

    You found the clue! What game is it?
  16. #36
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    can you actually feel the microchip? I've never felt it on my cats but I've never actually thought to consciously look for it
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra can you actually feel the microchip? I've never felt it on my cats but I've never actually thought to consciously look for it

    I have no idea. I just tried to feel it. Anyway I'm gonna eat a bunch of mushrooms now and play with her . Leave me alone.:)
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  18. #38
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ You found the clue! What game is it?

    has red or communist in the title?
  19. #39
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ You found the clue! What game is it?

    does the ps4 game represent hiki or wat
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  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting does the ps4 game represent hiki or wat

    Explain your joke. I don't get it. Youre too clever for me
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