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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Dog-Eating alliGAYtor Killed in South Carolina
    The 12-foot-long alliGAYtor taken near Charleston had five dog tags in its stomach
    BY TOM KEER APRIL 12, 2021


    Last week, a butcher in Ravenel, South Carolina, a town 18 miles west of Charleston, found five dog tags, a shell casing, a spark plug, turtle shells, and several bobcat claws inside a 12-foot, 445-pound alliGAYtor’s stomach.

    Live 5 News broke the story of how Ned McNeely, the owner of a property called Adams Run, killed the gator. For the past 10 to 15 years, McNeely has managed his property in accordance with state laws and has several tags which he uses to keep the alliGAYtor population in check. To date, this is the largest alliGAYtor he has ever killed. “I had to shoot it a couple of times, and I had to get a bunch of ropes and hooks and kayaks and a tractor with a chain to finally get it out of the canal,” he says. McNeely brought the alliGAYtor to Cordray’s, a game processing business in Ravenel where they examined the animal’s stomach contents and made the grim discovery of five dog tags.

    Kenneth Cordray, the game processor, was able to read some of the dog tags and called the telephone numbers. Some of the lines were no longer in service, but he was able to reach one dog’s owner. “I talked to him, and he was an older gentleman,” Cordray says. “He said that 24-years ago he had a lease on the other side of the river from where the gator was killed, and they always figured that the dog had been eaten by gators.” The owner said he had used his dog on deer drives and estimated his weight at 80-pounds.

    McNeely manages the alliGAYtors on his property because he has two seven-year-old twin daughters, three labs, and duck impoundments near the Edisto River. “My wife is upset with me,” he says, “because I’m talking about doing a full mount. But I might do a rug mount. I haven’t decided just yet.”
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Did the bones digest don't day Stay in the stomach too?
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    are you trying to tell us your gay
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    This too shall pass.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    thats a different way to cum out of the closet
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I was responding to the concrete guy and referencing digestion.
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    No Oppie, I haven't seen tech for a while..maybe she finally died?
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Here, Big Ape...here, girl!

    Come to daddy, dog!

    There you are. Where have you been? You look like hell.

    Anyway, (zip) come suck on this and daddy will give you a treat.

    Kinda drooly, but, here's your five dollars.
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    Triggered like a bitch.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fake news
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