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  1. #1
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I was enjoying the ocean view on the beach the other day when I happened to pass my gaze over an attractive single mother walking by the water. After I gave her the old smile and nod, she sent her kid over with a message intended to encourage me to engage her in conversation.

    Our engagement ended there as an ill-timed bout of rainfall cleared the coast of beachgoers. But it occurred to me then how needy the average single mother really is for a man. And I certainly would have no problem raising the seed of another man. It seems that "bedding and wedding" a single mother would be a most agreeable outcome for me.

    I encourage you to discuss your encounters with these rare specimens here.
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    You have no problem taking care of some other dickhead's child, at your expense?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Solstice You have no problem taking care of some other dickhead's child, at your expense?

    its actually very macho and says alot about you if you do that
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  4. #4
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice You have no problem taking care of some other dickhead's child, at your expense?

    If the kid is cool

    If the kid sucks then fuck them (not literally)
  5. #5
    lllll Houston
    Only if they’re good looking.

    I hate how most just let themselves go after.

    It’s like, at least make an attempt to stay decent looking.

    I met this one chick, she was my waitress, I was hitting on her and before things got to serious, she made it a point to say that she had 5 kids... I said HOLY SHIT! I couldn’t even tell you had one, let alone 5! ...she got this smug grin and said good genetics I guess.

    Now she has 6. Loljk

    But that’s probably how she ended up with 5 kids.
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    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by lllll Only if they’re good looking.

    I hate how most just let themselves go after.

    It’s like, at least make an attempt to stay decent looking.

    I met this one chick, she was my waitress, I was hitting on her and before things got to serious, she made it a point to say that she had 5 kids… I said HOLY SHIT! I couldn’t even tell you had one, let alone 5! …she got this smug grin and said good genetics I guess.

    Now she has 6. Loljk

    But that’s probably how she ended up with 5 kids.

    : People who don't want anything from the store
  7. #7
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Man I added a random single mom on Facebook who lives over an hour away and now we are talking sometimes and it's weird af all things considered
  8. #8
    lllll Houston
    Originally posted by Data : People who don't want anything from the store

    Doesn’t mean, I didn’t go inside the store.

    Taking on 5 kids suddenly, is a bit much.
    Fuck that.
  9. #9
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by lllll Doesn’t mean, I didn’t go inside the store.

    Taking on 5 kids suddenly, is a bit much.
    Fuck that.

    That was literally just my phone's auto predict and you found a way to respond to it

    Bravo
  10. #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by livingelegy I encourage you to discuss your encounters with these rare specimens here.
    Rare specimens? More like becomming more common since most women are garbage these days.

    Also what in the fuck would you want to raise another mans porrige for?

    All these single moms will do is use you for reaources and if you stop providing at any time its on to the next sucker
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    i call them yommy mommies

    Originally posted by cigreting Rare specimens? More like becomming more common since most women are garbage these days.

    Also what in the fuck would you want to raise another mans porrige for?

    All these single moms will do is use you for reaources and if you stop providing at any time its on to the next sucker

    i make dem kids call me daddy now. kids know who da real daddy is they understand a "dad" can be just a useless fuck that cums in a woman
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    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Rare specimens? More like becomming more common since most women are garbage these days.

    Also what in the fuck would you want to raise another mans porrige for?

    All these single moms will do is use you for reaources and if you stop providing at any time its on to the next sucker

  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    This thread title sounds like an ad.
  14. #14
    If she's a single Mom, chances are she failed at her marriage and is probably a whacko or a loser. Best beware.
  15. #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Data

    care to dispute anything ive stated poopdick?
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    I had no father growing up, my mom had a couple boyfriends during the 17 years we lived together. One really went out of his way to teahch me hunting, fishing and try not to have me grow up into a fucked up person. I don't treat him well enough for what he did altruistically to help me succeed
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Bradley … I don't treat him well enough for what he did altruistically to help me succeed

    You should rectify that wrong then.
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    I will call him tomorrow and see how he's doing. Thanks spectral
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  19. #19
    Kev Space Nigga
    what kind of cuck wants a used up old whore and to take care of someone elses kid?

    get some fucking selfrespect
  20. #20
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by livingelegy I was enjoying the ocean view on the beach the other day when I happened to pass my gaze over an attractive single mother walking by the water. After I gave her the old smile and nod, she sent her kid over with a message intended to encourage me to engage her in conversation.

    Our engagement ended there as an ill-timed bout of rainfall cleared the coast of beachgoers. But it occurred to me then how needy the average single mother really is for a man. And I certainly would have no problem raising the seed of another man. It seems that "bedding and wedding" a single mother would be a most agreeable outcome for me.

    I encourage you to discuss your encounters with these rare specimens here.

    Congrats.

    I have dropped off several ladies mainly 30-perhaps 55 and got out of the car, said ¨coming?¨ and me sitting there going ¨No fucking way. Trap. next time wad up a piece of paper with checkmarks saying I am lonely, join me for tea and maybe sex when you drop me off¨ and drop it between my legs when Im driving. and she has it pre-checked for herself that it is permissible to delicately ravage the beast out of her and I like foreplay too to allow the pill to overcome the other pills affects.


    yeah. but it works just fine with that. sometimes sticks around for a while. Wait, am I quoting someone else?
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