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Any girl that rejects me at the gym gets their car damaged...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, its my way of getting revenge. But after it's over, i usually eat a sandwich.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung But after i eat a sandwich., i usually eat another sandwich.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Damn you must eat a lot if sandwiches then
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Maybe you should try talking to women instead of girls.

    What do you do when dudes reject you?
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Maybe you should try talking to women instead of girls.

    What do you do when dudes reject you?

    offer my hand in friendship, and say 'No hard feelings.'
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    Oh fuck.yeah man make the pussy bleed dawg these botches don't know when they're messing with a true alfa

    You gotta do harry carey on those transverse cullina you feel me brother boy?
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    Bradley Black Hole
    how doo u damage their whip
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Bradley how doo u damage their whip

    he probably just keys it like a woman would
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    Bradley Black Hole
    do u wanna play starcocks2 today
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    sure let me see what my name is on there so you can ad me
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, its my way of getting revenge. But after it's over, i usually eat a sandwich.

    You´re a dick. thats fucked up. Kind of funny if it was a movie about getting back at mean girls but in real world that is prettyy fucked up.


    Do you eat your sandwich while watching them several parking lanes over?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Doug#12717 is my battle tag add me
  13. #13
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Maybe you should try talking to women instead of girls.

    What do you do when dudes reject you?

    Thats actually a good point to make. Not that he´s actually talking to girls thats just an obvious as fuck. but calling woman ¨Girls¨ in this day and age. before it was just funny to do because you triggered women who didnt want to be called Girls. but after the Weinstein and the Epstein drama.. it might not be taken in a way that is just nick names for women. it might be seen as the real deal
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Oh fuck.yeah man make the pussy bleed dawg these botches don't know when they're messing with a true alfa

    You gotta do harry carey on those transverse cullina you feel me brother boy?

    Sandbags? Have you ever felt a real breast, Andy?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Thats actually a good point to make. Not that he´s actually talking to girls thats just an obvious as fuck. but calling woman ¨Girls¨ in this day and age. before it was just funny to do because you triggered women who didnt want to be called Girls. but after the Weinstein and the Epstein drama.. it might not be taken in a way that is just nick names for women. it might be seen as the real deal

    lol back in december i dated this german "woman" that would correct me anytime i said "girls" it got kind of annoying but a little funny, she was like "I hope you don't date girls, Doug.."

    hahaiahah i dont know its just one of those things, like I worked with this dude transitioning and my manager told me to not call him dude, its rude. And its like I call everyone dude sometimes..

    some peoples kids..
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    This is the shitz right here. funny af



    Jill : Are you Andy?

    Andy Stitzer : Uh... yeah.

    Jill : [holds up Jay's card] Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?

    Jay : My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card.

    [raises his eyebrows]

    Andy Stitzer : [Covering] Oh! Yeah... right. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me.

    Jill : So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?

    Andy Stitzer : [Stunned] Mmm-hmm... yeah, "hurtin' for a squirtin'". Yeah, I wrote that.

    Jill : Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'".

    Andy Stitzer : [Embarrassed] Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho... for sho'.

    Jill : You are never going to meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!

    Andy Stitzer : Who the... Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. So why don't you back the shit off, all right? And stop with the inquisition.

    Jill : That's how you talk?

    Andy Stitzer : You know what? I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch! Know what I sayin'? So, shit, man... fuck it!

    Jill : [to Jay] You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.

    Jay : I don't hang out with him! I work with him and that's it! I tried to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself. I don't mess with him, baby. That's not me.

    Andy Stitzer : You should keep your ho on a leash.

    Jay : Oh, bro, I can't let you talk...

    Andy Stitzer : Hey!

    Jay : I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.

    Andy Stitzer : Hey, hey! Bitch's running wild, man.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol back in december i dated this german "woman" that would correct me anytime i said "girls" it got kind of annoying but a little funny, she was like "I hope you don't date girls, Doug.."

    hahaiahah i dont know its just one of those things, like I worked with this dude transitioning and my manager told me to not call him dude, its rude. And its like I call everyone dude sometimes..

    some peoples kids..

    Super Sensitive 20s. not the Roaring 20s like last Century. but Super Sensitive 20s. shit. it could of been Super Sensitive Seventies. at least in 50 years that will have a bit of a ring to it.


    fucking bitches these days. Im talking about men mostly. grown up and ¨We dont have jokes anymore¨ 20s.

    pfftt.
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    I'm manipulated by envy, lust & wrath.
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    Bradley Black Hole
    Hilarious
  20. #20
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Try not having a face like a melted dick OP and they might even say "hi".
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