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I bought some skates today

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    And I went to Berk Campus and I realized 40 years makes a huge difference. I nearly fell 5 or 6 times but managed to stay upright. they´re a lot heavier than I remember. but the campus sidewalk is rugged. not smooth like a wooden floor that skate rinks have. So I might go out at midnight and skate about in the garage where its nice and smooth concrete.

    Also I have big lobster claws for hands. I got the biggest pair they had for adults and the velcrow tape barely wrapes around my wrist(guards)


    I dont want to rebreak my wrist that broke 8 years ago in Walnut Creek when I was ran down by some teen
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Post pics of ypur girly fruit booters fag mag
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    rofl imagine op trying to ride inlines at some random college all wrist padded up falling over every crack..rofl
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Did you get hit by a car in walnut creek or wat
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RIPtotse rofl imagine op trying to ride inlines at some random college all wri
    st padded up falling over every crack..rofl

    he doesn't ride inlines, he rides the other kinds but yeah that is a funny thought, not even hating opie.. lmao

    but i was never a fruit booter, but my cupcake girl was a roller durby gorl and she took a couple of times to the roller rink all liquored up and damn i kicked my own ass, but it was still pretty fun

    but whats really funny, im not sure if you have them in your city but sure you do, those rentable electric scooters, I saw a fat chick eat the concrete hard, musta hit a pebble or something and just went flying off of it and she just laid there crying.. luckily it happened right in front of the fire station so she had immediate help..

    shits crazy
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    Data African Astronaut
    Rip and Bill Krozby both retards
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Data Rip and Bill Krozby both retards

    fruit booter detected!
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ya op skating is awesome.. I posted about getting some skates a few weeks back and I’m still planning on skating this summer ..

    Great way to stay in shape and have fun in the process..just like jumping rope which I looove..

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    Data African Astronaut
    Skating makes everyone look retarded.

    Skateboarding >>>>> Skating on 8 wheels like some kind of preschooler.

    In-line skating is pretty cool and an Olympic sport.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    And even tho I jumped rope and skated a lot growing up I still researched everything about it as an adult ..

    That’s how I learned how much Bruce Lee and Ali loved to jump rope

    So I researched skating and discovered this thing called Jam skating and I’ve decided I want to be a jamm skater...



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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse rofl imagine op trying to ride inlines at some random college all wrist padded up falling over every crack..rofl

    Quads bro. old school Quads. not inline. shit. thats an entirely different game right there
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by cigreting Did you get hit by a car in walnut creek or wat



    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Quads bro. old school Quads. not inline. shit. thats an entirely different game right there


    Originally posted by cigreting Did you get hit by a car in walnut creek or wat
    I did
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Pics of skates!
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Pics of skates!

    request denied but then fulfilled er summin

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    shit , I need glasses for reading but not driving. which sucks sometimes cause I didnt noticed them fucked up stars. shit now I might return the fuckers
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Im gonna fap to that thumbnail later tonight

    GABOOOOOSHKA
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    then find out who she is and tell her I wanna buy her a pair of new shoes.. or skates. whatever. I just wanna dry hump violation style if she let me

    Lanny stop trying to open my picture folder you faggot
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