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I got catfished by an old fat guy.

  1. #1
    Bradley Black Hole
    This really fat 60 year old man with glases was at my friends house standing outside

    I don't know my friend very well, that's a euphism for homo i do gay shit with

    so I said "Bro your dad just walked into your house, do you know that?"

    ahaha, this old santa claus lookin ass nigga says

    "I"m not his dad, i'm his fuckin roommate"

    LOL

    LOLOL

    It gets better

    SO I was dirnking a lot of tequila and doing drugs and misplaced my cell phone on one of my gay outings

    as it's a cheap 40$ trackphone, this happens a couple times a year, a couple times i shatter them by sitting ont hem while i'm working

    not worried

    so on Monday i go walk over there, leave a lil note saying "Hey i don't have grindr anymore, can you please hit me up at #"

    THis old ass nigga starts texting me, pretending to be his roommate, saying they haven't found my phone but i should still come over

    so i get an erection and walk the two miles over (I'mt rying to walk 9-10 miles three times a week so this aint shit of a walk for me) and his dad roommate legs me in and this nigga is fucking FAT bro

    and im like 'Hey there, where's (redacted friend's name' and he's like "oh, he's not here right now, that was me texting you, we din't find your phone, you seemed really nice so i wanted to hang out, sorry i didn't tell you it was me."

    i said "Wow! Okay, wow do you have anything to drink?" he said "Sure you want like a mixer or like wine or something?" i said "Uh yeah water would be great." he handed me a cup of water he filled from the fridge like rich people have, i drank it, thanked him, told his roommate to called me, and said good bye.

    PPL are weird bro iw ouldn't even have sex with a fat man if he paid me, the fuck, like thick bitches who are gonna make kids, OK< i can see that, i kinda like that even, bouncing my exes fatass booty on my face while she sucked my dick with her fat mouth and pudgey hands

    I was into that!

    but like a fat guy? Nigga why you got titties, and a saggy knee hanging booty with four chins but think men who work out and like to fuck other men and exercise are gonna wanna hit it when you're twice as old as they are.

    LOL!
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  2. #2
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Your loss
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    that's because you're a dumb fuck homo from a hick small town full of rednecks and weirdos. No wonder you like cock nose so much you both have a lot in common

    -huge faggots
    -live in trailer park hick small towns

    literally the stereotype gay man with AIDS that has unprotected sex with hundreds of men. You used to be normal and cool and instead of your identity being a faggot it was being an Odinist or a bad ass criminal that drinks a lot.

    I don't know when you became a huge faggot or if you were just always this way but it's sad that you have been infected by the aggressive homo virus.

    smh my head

    Originally posted by Bradley i was really high on ambien and drunk and i told my friend i'm in love with him

    we've been on three dates

    lol now he ghosted me today

    big sad but maybe he actually doesn't feel good? IDK not super heavily invested anymore was hopeful but i think me getting really fucked up and tellin him im in love with him was a bit much but idreally remember much of us kicking it the last three or four days (he long ive known him)
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    Bradley Black Hole
    He looked like a much shorter version of your display picturn with a more o moon shaped face
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    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost that's because you're a dumb fuck homo from a hick small town full of rednecks and weirdos. No wonder you like cock nose so much you both have a lot in common

    -huge faggots
    -live in trailer park hick small towns

    literally the stereotype gay man with AIDS that has unprotected sex with hundreds of men. You used to be normal and cool and instead of your identity being a faggot it was being an Odinist or a bad ass criminal that drinks a lot.

    I don't know when you became a huge faggot or if you were just always this way but it's sad that you have been infected by the aggressive homo virus.

    smh my head

    dude u gave HTS a blow job, how are u gonna call me anything other than bradley b your fuckin role model0
  6. #6
    Bradley Black Hole
    and im from a suburb of milwaukee nigga in a nice white town with lots of peolee and less than 5% non white
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley dude u gave HTS a blow job, how are u gonna call me anything other than bradley b your fuckin role model0

    You are just a gay man that uses male pronouns for trans women because you fetishize trannies for their penis, that's all you care about. You don't care about trans women, you are worse than a chaser.

    There is a reason HTS hates gay men because all they wanna do is fetishize a tranny who struggle every day with dysphoria, not like you care or understand you are just a mindless sex crazed degenerate. It's honestly sad and disgusting.

    I have a lot of respect for trans women and the transgender community and I have seen so much hate from gay men using male pronouns, fetishizing them. It's really made me start to think that homosexuality is a serious mental disorder, much worse than transgenders. There are a lot more gay men than trans women and like niggers they all act the same, like insufferable aggressive faggots.

    All of this trans hate is just faggot kike brainwashing. Trans girls are based as fuck, fuck homos and immigrants. I support WHITE TRANSGENDER WOMEN!!!
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I support all you queer homo faggot fucks coz it means more pussy for me. The reason I get to bang twenty year olds all the time is cos all the guys their age now are either gay or so fucking effeminate that they don't find them attractive at all. Girls want their men to be manly like men. But that's all good for me tho.


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  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    I like immasculating other men during sex, that partially plays into having dominance over another man, if that man wants to call himself a woman, all the better.

    You know it's a still a dude right? They have XY and XX chromosomes that determinate in an absolute.

    Yeah i know so you start saying "Well it's not sex, it's gender, or expresion, or some other gay shit"
    K bro,

    you're sucking off another man and deluding yourself into a heterosexual fantasy world that exists for you and is shared by a minority of the population

    I don't have any animosity for calling them a third gender, but we're not gonna start calling them women unles we accept things that aren't true.

    I'm not 5 foot, I'm 6 foot 1. I can't *Wish* I was shorter any easier than you can make someone wish their chromosomes were different than what they are, aside from hitting them with radiation.

    Get real rat face, you're gay as fuck and eat semen. THat makes you a homosexual bro. Go grab some cheese and look in the mirror, i'll be here when you come to reality.
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley You know it's a still a dude right? They have XY and XX chromosomes that determinate in an absolute.

    just wait until medical technology catches up. It's the worst era to be a tranny because we can't hack genetics but TRANShumanism is getting better every day.

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Hahah Bradley is a Gay Poof just like §m£ÂgØL is

    you two should hook up. you´re what.. 200 miles apart
  12. #12
    Bradley Black Hole
    Now is the best time to be a tranny, fuck outta her, the farther back in time you go the worst it was to be transgender and it's only gonna get better for them.

    Suck a dick faggot and stop being so bleedingheart for these people, we're all fucked in the head buddy. YOu have a mental disorder, I also have a mental disorder, HTS Has a mental disorder and every LGBTQ person has a mental disorder because it doesn't result in us spamming out DNA out, we're just buttfuckers in the other room that are really nice and funny sounding in how we talk.

    Stop being a bitch, what are you transgender too?
  13. #13
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Hahah Bradley is a Gay Poof just like §m£ÂgØL is

    you two should hook up. you´re what.. 200 miles apart

    I don't have sex with fat men or losers.

    I might have sex with a loser, but not a fat sweaty liberal spic who tells lies on the internet. THanks tho!
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    thread is hilarious
  15. #15
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley I don't have sex with fat men or losers.

    I might have sex with a loser, but not a fat sweaty liberal spic who tells lies on the internet. THanks tho!

    You'd need a surf board to ride those flabby ripples


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