FunctionAL bodymods

1. 2021-04-03 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #1
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Gluing your fingers together to swim with more higher thrust
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • G, 
   • Sudo
2. 2021-04-03 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #2
   blaster master victim of incest
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Meikai
3. 2021-04-04 at 8:21 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • STER0S
4. 2021-04-04 at 8:52 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   stapling your sternum to your chin so you your neck is never vulnerable
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • blaster master, 
   • Sudo
5. 2021-04-04 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #5
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   cutting ur head off to make the world a better place
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Zanick
6. 2021-04-04 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Gluing your fingers together to swim with more higher thrust

   
   I actuall knew a guy with webber fingers and toes, apparenlty it's not that uncommon.
   
   We was a real good swimmer
7. 2021-04-04 at 1:29 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Data African Astronaut
   Who was that dude on zoklet who had a magnet implanted in his finger?
   
   Noteven making that up. He sold noopept too lol
8. 2021-04-04 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #8
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Redirect the urethra so you piss and shit out of the same hole.
9. 2021-04-04 at 2:02 PM UTC

   #9
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   don't that make mud doe
10. 2021-04-04 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #10
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT don't that make mud doe

    
    Olive green mud.
11. 2021-04-04 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by aldra I actuall knew a guy with webber fingers and toes, apparenlty it's not that uncommon.
    
    We was a real good swimmer

    
    You just dont sound like Aldra.
    
    try harder
12. 2021-04-04 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Data Who was that dude on zoklet who had a magnet implanted in his finger?
    
    Noteven making that up. He sold noopept too lol

    
    I dont know, why dont you time machine back to find out and stay there permanently.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
13. 2021-04-05 at 6:52 AM UTC

    #13
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Make your ears three times their normal size for super hearing abilities.
14. 2021-04-05 at 7:48 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Make your ears three times their normal size for super hearing abilities.

    
    saturnite ears
15. 2021-04-06 at 2:25 AM UTC

    #15
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Data Who was that dude on zoklet who had a magnet implanted in his finger?
    
    Noteven making that up. He sold noopept too lol

    
    I remember the news articles but I don't think it was someone from zoklet
16. 2021-04-06 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #16
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA256 growing my heart until enough blood circulating will reach another few rows of tourists -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- mQINBFyAHW0BEAD87U22fs0ukGWFBNjh+MC9HhGOAFylCwf8fHoR1WaUARrUHr9A i4Gv3Jd0mYZ7KRyPtk366zLmoGsc8svrBZqT/1Alu1RVv+n/c6sQZC8hA1U4Kduu 3rGRAG0MMgzQPvuBH7KjWdMGgzDEjbvKs9KC5OOUKCEokOm+TI5o0TqEPmrNZboO T0cf7SwM6EUNpT/ktFR8dQVdCd6HdiqoVt6h/umS0tCymNMeNKS0nPOYOa4fH8Uq kAnP8O+fetUJLJgMtWs/Fm9weNJxNsi0Ru28o8IjkuCZypIwUpUaJ+K4DsTsYfcU 2vcm4nWEkAL/F/qrNp+awAv3JZlbu8jEDhLZgbpJR0cyFrmE8ed5VqX1KYVEM2+5 HtJjgC0aR7LNO8BB4lPllgcZ7ppdPqvvC00DBU0gO0itEWGQEJCzJ/wzw2I2UTyt yQtM7exBLMIyIFnHVSF3oVxHJijWrJ8VAUvCvPwMNdTLU0u+0nNuCeYTGtr5QLE/ l20UmNYNvOUreKNlQGL2SqA3TL/FcW1dYHhvR9fwOgsfbpAE0nE68aTyQ4swGnBc w9VfECZLplh/jpf8cwO9x4/C72Nux3W0txDP2h0RpiJxwooUQ0zFhARP2VBIORuI 4kGz2Gv/LP/psJwIqVvtG42HQgqQ25BxRTf2balMEMvXc00Qu3nJM8iAaQARAQAB tCNaYW5pY2sgPHJldnphbmlja21kYXRsYXdAZ21haWwuY29tPokCVAQTAQgAPhYh BHC/nTOQWf4g3TUFMgvW0K7qvhaoBQJcgB1tAhsDBQkHhh+ABQsJCAcCBhUKCQgL AgQWAgMBAh4BAheAAAoJEAvW0K7qvhaobPsQAI03LT7blg6OPrqzoYKUlx2EZRvi lAk5Zl9XPL7Twcyw3RCfyWYxhbS/vMUtV2EiTvBerEmlxyKpYI01cwmlf4YQToi/ 3Oh+bsmutS6P1qpKQE9GTtxscG1RqU3+RDxDLIKbXX9pwLDi9qshk0eECTJ0bcA3 aZhJlIl2sl5BPnPrvl+sAzMrmZ/r/dzmJ8CcAfuDXWxOI6gsHXcW1Ew32dyb26Gb Z5aURIRWwFXBAAA3EX5/yY+n5AnD+xgAIQP//g4Q/oPxkgdVerWMqgLab74NNIfc /u6DwBFC1HwU/Coe7OlVMDoBhWwWHVis4pwJreIHFyhYSzbsh6DwkJJYbqQvtcGM mN2XRLBMdA+jtbP6GDD/rdARU4UaszqBHHEs3A6CZC31CxL8JNWnGZAiKbVdphIB sQQDCnDauSPo04wEcUQA/VorztIFbn7YYhnIzHxGYO108mia04hd6PvUy4z6kM7d 8pyEeOSJO9iCf6olqBP03lOTWuOoq75J62AI6IBKs3fpsKTKCQBD/stv3goFXLfb g3X39uFVwCr+IOn/kx/Zih7R0yBo8lKBUwyNzW8taJsa8quqy7LUjTiWi02dtSX6 UBaD5H4IJF7+RcUy7hsz0Xx5dLEvB6w+2Xmzc3BrIQ4ya4uiWxaGgCcbkCvghJ31 fLlWHJnxFAcM7JrduQINBFyAHW0BEAC76aJqFmiDgx3xsSlyume3+K5OamGE8y47 Mp5Mk7detBVxUSG/A0ZqpGFSl6sJDG/1sThCWqSopFskUesVAeTJshNVmE2WNNW3 ebDd8mRlRSBca7OCsORa7vUv+aW6GRgJQkSAIYX+aPnqpD0locSsJiKP3DYGSfnX 1n6ih1LdokS7WKQHBCFuhRn6XrUN5hebJFX5H9HvI7BYfS7gsNluHLXHsivwmJ9d gXWgtOH7e/K4EYqALmLddtUCyiqIHI2JomX0Bsn3unj3eveVlvv5nnr00IZUKlSQ YCzIVjgmrE06l9dW9G8OTm/jZkKNVyOFRzL2maglc+lpcK64LkRqbDjNH5M72jLO wlxyVQbIJolhV/la7PUYZVu82CmkXXw4/iABo/LU6rsBPKKB8KUQo05nUGKpD8s3 s7zbQ4eUHM2IXJ4eHSv6zFqQczJXWcMThXtboOmy+Qn1itZAh49yrucuqw3O3n8v Vv07fdyWSud8QL3yVI3LkblIJz1WZHfHQ6iKmgfUFGjQLdRSY5F1b1ahSOHDCPQj wByGfc8o5Cs8xxfWZmXRZhFAF4E6Yew884lal9uQQEDOuvqePtKvNeyEWMGZn3ub 80KKRdeeHVK/7ZwarmFNpgQIq8wXYwuXuLUJEV9w6pzSFauEI8HDq9jqZ1eX66do lZ/oR/dsgQARAQABiQI8BBgBCAAmFiEEcL+dM5BZ/iDdNQUyC9bQruq+FqgFAlyA HW0CGwwFCQeGH4AACgkQC9bQruq+FqgMqxAAhEI9re1ovMhk9TT2al6tvm/TG4yq tYzlmcEH9qZRk6Xo3ZnF8ulMe0HRJkW6IS9Orw5nNKqzrhbEmKhuyu8WMmamDjXo LX42suaT2uXK3kYh/59HYsgx5JgQ6kbQ40klhKKKjLj3CtWewQBdP8YlP+rW2J2M LfgnZhrVmLY+qDkpk4vEDUpla2HMlUrAYZS1ElVLN/Vx3cN38ojicPZT6S3qXnXl UQaI0Z67KDrl6/R373i3n17WJnbAOxZY2oq+WIBtsXp/X7RNNGeBT4oB/ZO7oDjB fdDusCX7A8lXhXkSgoFVZ9ajEB+iz72Ep9m49JEx+tr67psPek6B4ENMgLqU4Qqd 5P72+bo7GNrEyHgX/gVQfQdt+h/GIIrFRqBmUza1EUrq0t+8ypMMktVLBzdEaloD LejAQehfk6K4ymAhEV2GWRa5jZu0BWFqS78femEEPpM2e/hqvVSxiVE042vP6bIS 2CvOUxG+veA7/cbW6a07LvRJTkE5OUgv3AHtYUAuUtSMKU1Xer6W9JNeK8prBIym T+S3Oy6qSIbag6seqCvrBVmITBhWJ4vMLuXFXKtufg8e8EHckrdc+8xpZEuebdnl hq1Kjjavr9q56meJa1kJ3ZAGVl1/+1/DvVvhPMmj3mQRvLoKyI9GZXWbjo1rh3JH NfS8qXuWoSxLjiI= =EiKd -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

    growing my heart until enough blood circulating will reach another few rows of tourists
    
17. 2021-04-06 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Chopping off your ear so you become a famous painter
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • kroz
18. 2021-04-06 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #18
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Splice a third eye into your forehead.
19. 2021-04-06 at 3:37 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I remember the news articles but I don't think it was someone from zoklet

    
    No it was someone from zoklet. He went out and found someone willing to do the surgery and got it implanted. There was a thread. He said it buzzed when he'd walk through certain areas of his cities. Its a whole thing.
    
    I also bought noopept off him. Can't remember his name for me lyfe tho.
20. 2021-04-06 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #20
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Gluing your fingers together to swim with more higher thrust

    
    lol my brother has webbed toes
    
    not only that but when he was a toddler he had to have surgery on his dickhole because it was too small and couldn't pee lmao!!!!
    
    ooooooh i made him cry so much