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PLEASE LANNY. HELP ME I REALLY MESSED UP

  1. #21
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    and the reason I said this was he claimed on youtube to be him. years back. this was a prnt-scrn from an old youtube video. and he was pronouncing it Zoke like coke

    not Zok like Cock that most of you probably love to suckle on
  2. #22
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra for posterity

    for 5 eye

    Originally posted by Lanny Reported to the FBI

    Priority first My DUDE

    Make sure you´re reporting all of the derpy derp shit first. like the guys who talk about how sexy 12 year olds are and child porn or fona getting flaggish for talking about the Biden stealing the vote count and that anarchy should take over.

    Priorities first. so many things talked about that have pressidence over this.
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    if u come to milwaukee wisconsin I'll buy you some mcdonalds and give you a nice, pair of clean socks.


    More than you did for us, op, in the interum ten years you were busy being a success.

    Now you're a murderer. That's the ultimate evil. My mom said if you ever kill anyone, you go to Hell for sure.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Everyone's worst fear, being found dead in a ditch. Like garbage. Trash. The discarded throw off of society.

    When I die I want my body chopped up and thrown to wild animals
  5. #25
    shitmess Yung Blood
    Originally posted by STER0S if you didnt kill them then the logical thing to do would be to turn yourself in, give a report and then all the forensic shit necessary to clear your name.

    court of laws see you hiding as an admission of guilt.

    Bad Advice. Stay out of this

    Originally posted by Lanny Reported to the FBI

    YOU DID WHAT??
  6. #26
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice When I die I want my body chopped up and thrown to wild animals

    I'll do it for you before you die.
  7. #27
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung I'll do it for you before you die.

    Then you´ll be the cause of his death and that will make you his murdererrrr
  8. #28
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    what the hell was zok's ethnicity?
  9. #29
    Originally posted by STER0S what the hell was zok's ethnicity?

    Mulatto.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by shitmess YOU DID WHAT??

    He probably did too. He reported me to the ADL once.
  11. #31
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitmess I AM SO GLAD TO SEE THIS IS TOTSE BACKGROUND SO YOU MUST BE THE REAL LANNY FROM ZOK. THIS IS SHITMESS. I TRIED LOOKING FOR ZOK ON REDDIT.

    SO IM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE I REALLY FUCKED UP.

    HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED. MY WIFE WHO I MET AT COLLEGE 6 YEARS AGO AND WE GOT MARRIED. WE GOT IN A FIGHT AND SHE SAID SHE WAS MOVING IN WITH HER SISTER BUT SHE WENT TO HER MOMS INSTEAD.

    WE ONLY GOT MARRIED JUST 5 MONTHS AGO IN OHIO AND SHE STARTED CHEATING ON ME WITH HER EX BOYFRIEND FOR I DONT KNOW HOW LONG BUT SHE TOLD ME ON THURSDAY AND I SLEPT ON THE COUCH AND SHE LEFT TELLING ME SHE WANTED A DIVORCE. ON FRIDAY I WAS REALLY DRUNK (LAST FRIDAY NIGHT) AND TOLD PEOPLE ON THIS CHAT SITE THAT I WAS GOING TO KILL HER WITH BLUNT FORCE BY SMASHING HER SKULL IN THEN I WAS GOING TO CUT HIS FUCKING DICK OFF. I WAS JUST DRUNK POSTING THIS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. I THINK EVEN REDDIT OR 4CHAN OR BOTH. I REMEMBER DOING IT AS A JOKE AT FIRST AND LAUGHING ON THE CHAT STREAM BUT THEN I GOT DRUNKER AND ANGRIER. JUST SHIT TALKING. I NEVER MEANT ANY OF THIS. FUCK WHERE IS ZOK. DOES SOMEONE HAVE ZOKS NUMBER? PLEASE. GIVE IT TO ME

    ANYWAYS MY MOTHER GOT A CALL BY THE POLICE LATER ON AND I WAS CHECKED INTO THIS MOTEL WHICH I DIDNT HAVE A CREDIT CARD SO I GAVE THE GUY 200 AS A DEPOSIT AND PAY 60 BUCKS A DAY FOR A ROOM. I GUESS THEY DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS BUT WHEN MY MOM CALLED ME I SPLIT. THE REASON I SPLIT THIS MOTEL IS SHE SAID THAT THE CORONER STATED THE HEAD TRAUMA WASNT FROM THE STEERING WHEEL IN THE CRASH BUT HAPPENED HOURS PRIOR AND SHE WAS PLACED IN THE CAR. MY MOM KNEW OF THE BOYFRIEND AND TOLD THEM, THEY SAID THEY COULDN´T FIND HIM AND THEN ON MONDAY THEY FOUND HIM DEAD IN A DITCH. I HAVE BEEN ON THE RUN HIDING OUT IN LIBRARY AND COFFEE SHOPS. I MIGHT SPLIT TO IOWA BECAUSE I HAVE A FRIEND DOWN THERE BUT I WAS THINKING OF CROSSING INTO CANADA SINCE ITS EASY ALONG MONTANA DEEP IN THE MOUNTAIN AREA. IM REALLY SCARED. IM RIDING A MOTORCYCLE AND ITS FUCKING COLD. I BEEN SLEEPING IN PORTABLE TOILET STALLS TO KEEP OUT OF THE RAIN AND SOME SLEET.

    I AM CONFUSED WITH YOUR PM THING. I COULDNT FIND PLEASE. ALSO THIS WILL SHOW IM MAKING DUE DELIGENCE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I DID NOT MURDER THEM. I AM SHAKING SO BAD I AM HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING THIS. FUCKING PLEASE. LANNY. PM ME. OR HAVE ZOK PM ME. PLEASE. FUCKING PLEASE. I BEEN THROWING UP SOME BLOOD FROM MY ULCER. FUCKING HELP ME. PLEASE. IǗ ALREADY CROSSED INTO INDIANA. BUT IM THINKING OF GOING ALL THE WAY TO NORTH DAKOTA OR MONTANA AND CROSS UP INTO CANADA. THANKFULY THIS ISNT ZOKLET BECAUSE AT LEAST THE FEDS WONT BE WATCHING A SMALL BBS LIKE THIS

    CIAO HOMIE

    SO ON SUNDAY MY MOM CALLED ME AND SAID THAT SHE WAS FOUND IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND DIED ON THE SPOTFROM BRAIN DAMAGE FROM BLUNT FORCE

    posterity2
  12. #32
    He reported me to the Psychiatric Society.
  13. #33
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He reported me to the Psychiatric Society.

    good

    shut the fuck up
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Data good

    shut the fuck up

    Don't make me have to fry your neural net.
  15. #35
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Data posterity2

    CIAO HOMIE .
    just bout died
  16. #36
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frala He probably did too. He reported me to the ADL once.

    for Agism?

    ¨CIAO HOMIE¨
  17. #37
    Data African Astronaut
    didnt read
  18. #38
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  19. #39
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Bud she was drunk af and got her head stuck between her car and the ticket booth of a parking lot. You're fine. Go home. They know you didn't kill her.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Meikai Bud she was drunk af and got her head stuck between her car and the ticket booth of a parking lot. You're fine. Go home. They know you didn't kill her.

    I got my head stuck in the stairway banister while drunk af once and they had to call the fire department to get me out
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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