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PLEASE LANNY. HELP ME I REALLY MESSED UP

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    shitmess Yung Blood
    I AM SO GLAD TO SEE THIS IS TOTSE BACKGROUND SO YOU MUST BE THE REAL LANNY FROM ZOK. THIS IS SHITMESS. I TRIED LOOKING FOR ZOK ON REDDIT.

    SO IM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE I REALLY FUCKED UP.

    HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED. MY WIFE WHO I MET AT COLLEGE 6 YEARS AGO AND WE GOT MARRIED. WE GOT IN A FIGHT AND SHE SAID SHE WAS MOVING IN WITH HER SISTER BUT SHE WENT TO HER MOMS INSTEAD.

    WE ONLY GOT MARRIED JUST 5 MONTHS AGO IN OHIO AND SHE STARTED CHEATING ON ME WITH HER EX BOYFRIEND FOR I DONT KNOW HOW LONG BUT SHE TOLD ME ON THURSDAY AND I SLEPT ON THE COUCH AND SHE LEFT TELLING ME SHE WANTED A DIVORCE. ON FRIDAY I WAS REALLY DRUNK (LAST FRIDAY NIGHT) AND TOLD PEOPLE ON THIS CHAT SITE THAT I WAS GOING TO KILL HER WITH BLUNT FORCE BY SMASHING HER SKULL IN THEN I WAS GOING TO CUT HIS FUCKING DICK OFF. I WAS JUST DRUNK POSTING THIS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. I THINK EVEN REDDIT OR 4CHAN OR BOTH. I REMEMBER DOING IT AS A JOKE AT FIRST AND LAUGHING ON THE CHAT STREAM BUT THEN I GOT DRUNKER AND ANGRIER. JUST SHIT TALKING. I NEVER MEANT ANY OF THIS. FUCK WHERE IS ZOK. DOES SOMEONE HAVE ZOKS NUMBER? PLEASE. GIVE IT TO ME

    ANYWAYS MY MOTHER GOT A CALL BY THE POLICE LATER ON AND I WAS CHECKED INTO THIS MOTEL WHICH I DIDNT HAVE A CREDIT CARD SO I GAVE THE GUY 200 AS A DEPOSIT AND PAY 60 BUCKS A DAY FOR A ROOM. I GUESS THEY DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS BUT WHEN MY MOM CALLED ME I SPLIT. THE REASON I SPLIT THIS MOTEL IS SHE SAID THAT THE CORONER STATED THE HEAD TRAUMA WASNT FROM THE STEERING WHEEL IN THE CRASH BUT HAPPENED HOURS PRIOR AND SHE WAS PLACED IN THE CAR. MY MOM KNEW OF THE BOYFRIEND AND TOLD THEM, THEY SAID THEY COULDN´T FIND HIM AND THEN ON MONDAY THEY FOUND HIM DEAD IN A DITCH. I HAVE BEEN ON THE RUN HIDING OUT IN LIBRARY AND COFFEE SHOPS. I MIGHT SPLIT TO IOWA BECAUSE I HAVE A FRIEND DOWN THERE BUT I WAS THINKING OF CROSSING INTO CANADA SINCE ITS EASY ALONG MONTANA DEEP IN THE MOUNTAIN AREA. IM REALLY SCARED. IM RIDING A MOTORCYCLE AND ITS FUCKING COLD. I BEEN SLEEPING IN PORTABLE TOILET STALLS TO KEEP OUT OF THE RAIN AND SOME SLEET.

    I AM CONFUSED WITH YOUR PM THING. I COULDNT FIND PLEASE. ALSO THIS WILL SHOW IM MAKING DUE DELIGENCE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I DID NOT MURDER THEM. I AM SHAKING SO BAD I AM HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING THIS. FUCKING PLEASE. LANNY. PM ME. OR HAVE ZOK PM ME. PLEASE. FUCKING PLEASE. I BEEN THROWING UP SOME BLOOD FROM MY ULCER. FUCKING HELP ME. PLEASE. IǗ ALREADY CROSSED INTO INDIANA. BUT IM THINKING OF GOING ALL THE WAY TO NORTH DAKOTA OR MONTANA AND CROSS UP INTO CANADA. THANKFULY THIS ISNT ZOKLET BECAUSE AT LEAST THE FEDS WONT BE WATCHING A SMALL BBS LIKE THIS

    CIAO HOMIE

    SO ON SUNDAY MY MOM CALLED ME AND SAID THAT SHE WAS FOUND IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND DIED ON THE SPOTFROM BRAIN DAMAGE FROM BLUNT FORCE
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    THIS JUST IN... SOS!!!
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    damn nigga

    you're in a dilly of a pickle with this one
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  4. #4
    Everyone's worst fear, being found dead in a ditch. Like garbage. Trash. The discarded throw off of society.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    how do you think zok can help?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Everyone's worst fear, being found dead in a ditch. Like garbage. Trash. The discarded throw off of society.

    that shows a lack of imagination
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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    thankfully the feds dont watch a small BBS like this
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by shitmess I AM SO GLAD TO SEE THIS IS TOTSE BACKGROUND SO YOU MUST BE THE REAL LANNY FROM ZOK. THIS IS SHITMESS. I TRIED LOOKING FOR ZOK ON REDDIT.

    SO IM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE I REALLY FUCKED UP.

    HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED. MY WIFE WHO I MET AT COLLEGE 6 YEARS AGO AND WE GOT MARRIED. WE GOT IN A FIGHT AND SHE SAID SHE WAS MOVING IN WITH HER SISTER BUT SHE WENT TO HER MOMS INSTEAD.

    WE ONLY GOT MARRIED JUST 5 MONTHS AGO IN OHIO AND SHE STARTED CHEATING ON ME WITH HER EX BOYFRIEND FOR I DONT KNOW HOW LONG BUT SHE TOLD ME ON THURSDAY AND I SLEPT ON THE COUCH AND SHE LEFT TELLING ME SHE WANTED A DIVORCE. ON FRIDAY I WAS REALLY DRUNK (LAST FRIDAY NIGHT) AND TOLD PEOPLE ON THIS CHAT SITE THAT I WAS GOING TO KILL HER WITH BLUNT FORCE BY SMASHING HER SKULL IN THEN I WAS GOING TO CUT HIS FUCKING DICK OFF. I WAS JUST DRUNK POSTING THIS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. I THINK EVEN REDDIT OR 4CHAN OR BOTH. I REMEMBER DOING IT AS A JOKE AT FIRST AND LAUGHING ON THE CHAT STREAM BUT THEN I GOT DRUNKER AND ANGRIER. JUST SHIT TALKING. I NEVER MEANT ANY OF THIS. FUCK WHERE IS ZOK. DOES SOMEONE HAVE ZOKS NUMBER? PLEASE. GIVE IT TO ME

    ANYWAYS MY MOTHER GOT A CALL BY THE POLICE LATER ON AND I WAS CHECKED INTO THIS MOTEL WHICH I DIDNT HAVE A CREDIT CARD SO I GAVE THE GUY 200 AS A DEPOSIT AND PAY 60 BUCKS A DAY FOR A ROOM. I GUESS THEY DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS BUT WHEN MY MOM CALLED ME I SPLIT. THE REASON I SPLIT THIS MOTEL IS SHE SAID THAT THE CORONER STATED THE HEAD TRAUMA WASNT FROM THE STEERING WHEEL IN THE CRASH BUT HAPPENED HOURS PRIOR AND SHE WAS PLACED IN THE CAR. MY MOM KNEW OF THE BOYFRIEND AND TOLD THEM, THEY SAID THEY COULDN´T FIND HIM AND THEN ON MONDAY THEY FOUND HIM DEAD IN A DITCH. I HAVE BEEN ON THE RUN HIDING OUT IN LIBRARY AND COFFEE SHOPS. I MIGHT SPLIT TO IOWA BECAUSE I HAVE A FRIEND DOWN THERE BUT I WAS THINKING OF CROSSING INTO CANADA SINCE ITS EASY ALONG MONTANA DEEP IN THE MOUNTAIN AREA. IM REALLY SCARED. IM RIDING A MOTORCYCLE AND ITS FUCKING COLD. I BEEN SLEEPING IN PORTABLE TOILET STALLS TO KEEP OUT OF THE RAIN AND SOME SLEET.

    I AM CONFUSED WITH YOUR PM THING. I COULDNT FIND PLEASE. ALSO THIS WILL SHOW IM MAKING DUE DELIGENCE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I DID NOT MURDER THEM. I AM SHAKING SO BAD I AM HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING THIS. FUCKING PLEASE. LANNY. PM ME. OR HAVE ZOK PM ME. PLEASE. FUCKING PLEASE. I BEEN THROWING UP SOME BLOOD FROM MY ULCER. FUCKING HELP ME. PLEASE. IǗ ALREADY CROSSED INTO INDIANA. BUT IM THINKING OF GOING ALL THE WAY TO NORTH DAKOTA OR MONTANA AND CROSS UP INTO CANADA. THANKFULY THIS ISNT ZOKLET BECAUSE AT LEAST THE FEDS WONT BE WATCHING A SMALL BBS LIKE THIS

    CIAO HOMIE

    SO ON SUNDAY MY MOM CALLED ME AND SAID THAT SHE WAS FOUND IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND DIED ON THE SPOTFROM BRAIN DAMAGE FROM BLUNT FORCE

    for posterity
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    if you didnt kill them then the logical thing to do would be to turn yourself in, give a report and then all the forensic shit necessary to clear your name.

    court of laws see you hiding as an admission of guilt.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    you gonna share that cocaine
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  11. #11
    Originally posted by aldra how do you think zok can help?

    Some still think of zok as The Great Wazu, to this very day.
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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by STER0S if you didnt kill them then the logical thing to do would be to turn yourself in, give a report and then all the forensic shit necessary to clear your name.

    court of laws see you hiding as an admission of guilt.

    I too want Zok´s phone number
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    Originally posted by aldra how do you think zok can help?

    Or Lanny for that matter
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    Can't even help himself. Always had high hopes for the kid, but things just never materialized.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Reported to the FBI
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  16. #16
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Also I think zok died of aids. You know, runs in the family
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Claim religious persecution for Trianglism and ask for political asylum in Canada, you have to join the monastic order and renounce all worldly possessions and praise bundy in the name of schplew.
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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Lanny Also I think zok died of aids. You know, runs in the family

    Sure. Sure he did. They just gave the agent a new Identity and placed him in perma witness program. witness to his own crimes so it wouldnt tarnish the feds.
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    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    Thats probably just some black dude Zok kept telling everyone he was because it clearly shows a bunch of dumb red neck white nationalist seemed to hop on board the Zoklet train

    this is probably Zoklet. which im told might be unwyred or whoever that guy was that tried out for Atlanta PD

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